Byron's Prayer

I want an ol' lady who's nice and sound,

with a 12-volt pussy and a positive ground,

a good carburetor that can swallow the gas,

with an oversize bearing and a free wheelin' ass,

a big generator that can throw out the juice,

and a chromium piston that'll never come loose,

a vacuum drive from her hips to her knees,

and horn button tits I can forever squeeze,

a good manifold to muffle her farts,

and big bellybutton to hold her spare parts.

A woman like that, I'd marry, by God,

and be glad to supply her a connectin' rod.

(see.......I told ya it could be offensive.....)

"Some men see things and ask "why?"..
I dream things that never were and ask "why not?""

Robert Kennedy

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