You Might Be an Engineering Major If.....
1. If you have no life-and you can PROVE it mathematically
2. If you enjoy pain
3. If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
4. If you chuckle whenever someone says "centrifugal force"
5. If you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
6. If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on your computer
7. If you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major
8. If you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver"
9. If you always do homework on Friday nights
10. If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water
11. If you think in "math"
12. If you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges
13. If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function
14. If you have a pet named after a scientist
15. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians
16. If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment
17. If you can translate English into Binary
18. If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit"
19. If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab
20. If you are completely addicted to caffeine
21. If you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe
22. If you consider ANY non-science course "easy"
23. If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precsely, that according to the Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe
24. If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use
25. If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier
26. If you understood more than five of these indicators
27. If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door
