Joutei: Hello everyone and welcome to my Show! Today we will be having some very special guests! Let's welcome our first guest, Koushiro Izumi! ::Koushiro walks in and sits in the chair:: Koushiro: Hey where are all the peop- Joutei: Hello Koushiro, Thanks for joining us. Koushiro: But...your the only one h- Joutei: Now for our next contestant! Taichi Yagami! ::Taichi walks out and a chair materializes for him to sit in:: Koushiro: Wait, contestant? I thought this was a talk sh- Joutei: Welcome Mr. Yagami-san, Do you have any words for our audience before we begin? Koushiro: What audie- Taichi: Actually...::Taichi stands up on the chair:: I would like to announce that this Saturday at 4 pm At Odaiba Park, the greatest soccer match of all time will be held! Featuring ME! The star player and MVP of The Wildcats. Come one and all to watch me palverize the Tigers. Remember, thats this Saturday at 4pm, Odaiba Park!! Joutei: ::blinks:: ..um...Thank you Taichi! And now, introducing the the newest brand of Kellogs cereal, Ishida Yamato!! ::Yamato walks out and sits down:: Koushiro: O.o cere- Joutei: ALL RIGHT! Now that all the representatives of the court have been introduced, It's time to begin!! Koushiro: O.O Representatives?! And let what begin?! I thought this was a- ::Lights go out, Loud Japanese music plays, colorful spot lights shine on the stage, in random spots:: Joutei: And now! For our first question! YAMATO! What color is the sky?! Quick you have only 20 minutes before your time is up!! Yamato: o.o() ......blue...... Joutei: THAT IS CORRECT!!!! YOU NOW HAVE -2.45 points!!! Koushiro: ::twitches:: Joutei: Now, for the next question! TAICHI!!! Where does milk come from?!?!? You have only 3 hours to answer correctly, would you like to buy a vowel?!? Taichi: hmmm, well....how much for an O? Koushiro: ::slaps forehead:: Yamato: -_-() Joutei: I'm sorry, I have no idea what your talking about! Would you like to try a life line?! Taichi: Eh? Wait, what was the question again? Joutei: The question was, where do chickens lay their eggs? Koushiro: That wasn't the question, don't you have them writ- Taichi: In their nests!! ^.^ Joutei: CORRECT!!! Taichi is now in the lead with $600!! Yamato: I thought we were going by poin- Joutei: KOUSHIRO! You have 2 seconds to answer this question! What do pigs say when- Oh I'm sorry your times up! The correct answer was 4,607. Koushiro: What?! You never even finished the question! And pigs can't ta- Joutei: And now for the bonus round! YAMATO, you have 5 minutes to explain to the audience why you cheated on your girlfriend for your uncle's step-daughter's ex-husband's niece! GO! Yamato: o.o Nani!?! What are you talking about?! Joutei: So, you chose to deny your crimes?! Well let's see what your uncle has to say about this! Please Welcome Iori Hida to the set! ::Iori walks out and sits down:: Joutei: So, Iori, how do you feel about this? Do you have anything to say to your nephew, Yamato, the man that cheated on his girlfriend with YOUR step-daughter's ex-husbands niece?!? Iori: o.o Nani?! I'm only 8 years old, I don't have a step-daughter. I- Joutei: So, you chose to defend Mr. Ishida-san, ne? Well, let's see what your step-daughter has to say about this! Please welcome Takeru Takaishi to the circus arena! Koushiro: -___________________-() Taichi: ::sleeping:: Takeru: Hey Yamato! uh ::looks around:: where are we?..... Yamato: RUN! Takeru: o.o;;; Joutei: Takeru! How do you feel about Yamato dating your ex-husbands niece?! Takeru: My what?! O.o Joutei: Oh, I'm sorry your time is up, Yamato you ARE the weakest link GOOD-BYE! Yamato: ...........::stands up:: ooooooookay Joutei: FREEZE! YOUR UNDER ARREST! Takeru quick! Catch him before he gets away!! Takeru: ::stares at Joutei:: ::stares at Yamato:: ::walks away:: Joutei: o.o;;;; now, where was I...Oh yes, Yamato! For your next question- Yamato: I thought you told me to leav- Joutei: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!! Now, Yamato, for your next question: Why do cats always land on their feet? Yamato: What kind of show is this?! Is there even a point to all of this?! ::A turkey runs onto the stage running around in circles and squacking:: Yamato@Koushiro: ::twitches:: Joutei: Aw look at the little monkey! ^.^ Koushiro: Thats..a...turk- Taichi: ::wakes up and sees turkey:: Hey, a monkey! ^.^ Yamato@Koushiro: -_________-() Iori: Can I go now?......... Joutei: ::blinks:: Who are you?.... Iori: -_-() ::walks away:: Joutei: And now for the weather! ^.^ Koushiro: O.o What the- Joutei: Yesterday was partly cloudy and partly sunny! Today is..about the same! Expect rain, drought, hurricanes, tornadoes, tropical storms, avalanches, hail, sleet, snow, or whatever other kind of weather! ^.^ For a more accurate forecast, look out side your window! Thank you and good day! ^.^ Koushiro: Who are you talking to?!?! Theres no audience! Theres no camaras! What in the name of Sam Goody are we- Joutei: I'm sorry your time is up! The correct answer was: Unexpected rampages of creme puffs! That puts you in forth place! Koushiro: YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED A QUESTION! And what do you mean forth place?! There's only three of us! And will you people ever stop interrupting m- Turkey: GOBBLE GOBBLE!! Taichi@Joutei: Awwwwwww Yamato: ::runs off the stage:: Koushiro: O.o HEY! Wait for- Joutei: ::Grabs Koushiro:: And now it's time for the farewell dance!! Koushiro: O.o ::Japanese music plays:: Joutei: ::dances:: Koushiro: ::is dragged around by Joutei in what she thinks is a dance:: Taichi: ::is petting the turkey:: Aww What a cute monkey! ^.^ Joutei: On the next episode of Joutei's Show we we'll finally learn the true meaning of it! ^.^ or will we? O.o;;; Koushiro: -_-() In other words, the next "episode" will be full of complete idiocy, random bursts of stupidity, and topped off with me being constantly interrupted. Joutei: Yeah, that too! ^.^ |
