Here's how to make Kookies. Climb onto chair and jump to kitchen counter. Tip over cup of pens and pencils. Find brightest colored pen. Throw all others onto floor. Dig sheet of grocery list paper out of holder. Push under edge of coffee pot where there's a little water. Write on paper 'Roll of Kookie Dough'. Drag wet paper back to grocery list holder and use nose to push it back Get off counter and go take nap.
Wake up and go to kitchen. Get on chair and jump to counter. Look in grocery list holder box. Paper is gone. Get off counter. Cross room. Get on chair. Get on eating bar. Check hooks where keys are kept. Car key hook is empty. Someone has taken the car. They have gone to the store. Get off eating bar. Go take nap.
Wake up. The kitchen is making noise. Go there. The hoomans have plastic bags EVERYWHERE. They are removing items from bags. One of them bends over you and says
..."Kouri, here's the cookie dough No way! Run to drawers for rolling pin. Drop it over the side onto floor. Run to cabinet, and push cutting board onto floor. Next, push cookie sheet out. Bite end off roll of dough. Uh oh, you forgot the knife. Look up at drawers. Oops, the human is standing there with a knife! Don't mess with hoomans with knifes. Allow them to help you cut the cookies. Place cookies on baking sheets. Let the hooman put them into the oven. Hop up and down while cookies bake. When cookies are done and smell nice, the hooman should take them out The hooman will put your cookies in a plastic pan and put them on the Invite your friends over to play 'Grab a Cookie and Run it to a Corner'. The ferret with the most cookies wins. The hooman with then put all your cookies back in the box and make you over and over.
Disclaimer...
While Kouri and his friends have not eaten any of these kookies...
only played with them
We are not saying they are or are not good for your ferret
in case the do eat them...
