| What to do with shedded ferret hair |
| Are you a balding man? Ladies, do you have a bare pated husband? Do you also have a shedding ferret? People, I'm here to tell you that I have the answer to the above dilemmas. You can create a teen tiny little 'rug' from the shedded ferret hair and apply it to the hairless head. Honest! I am not making this up! Do I look like Dave Berry to you? Here is how to make 'rugs' from ferret hair. First, you need a surface that will produce static electricity. Really, this is important. What it does is to both suck down, and flare out the hairs. Next, you obviously need a ferret. One that has hair ready to be shed is preferable. Those whose hair is not in shed-mode will become a tad testy if they are used for this 'rug' making thing. As hair is pulled from the ferret, hold it over the static producing surface. You will see the hairs respond to the electrical energy and fan out. Let them go and they will flatten themselves against the surface. Repeat until you have enough hair to make a nice 'rug', or the ferret decides enough is enough and takes a chomp from some part of you. Now, lift up your pad of ferret hair. It will somewhat resemble a furry cow plop, although flatter. Now carry it to a hair challenged head. If it is your own head, you might want the aid of a mirror. If it is for someone else's head, I'd hold off letting them have a mirror for a while! And, if the head you originally select appears cranky, just go find another one. One hairless head is about the same as the next one. It is good, but not essential, to somewhat match the color of the ferret to the color of whatever hair came with the head. Push, pull, tug, tilt, pat. You've about got it. Anyway, quit while you're ahead! Now quick, grab the camera. If the recipient of your grand gesture asks about the mirror, stonewall like crazy till you get those photos taken. In fact, you might want to consider having your car keys handy, and hand them the mirror as you head out the door to the Walmart One Hour! And if all the fun you can have around you own house with a ferret shedded hair 'rug' isn't enough for you, take your show on the road. At work, there are usually a few heads in need of a boost. Some of us actually have bosses who will allow us to photograph them in ferret hair! I am not kidding, I have pictures! See for yourselves! |
| Special thanks go to our Kouri FerretHair Klub models, Mr. Percy, Gary Buck and Sasha and to Neugi for making it possible |
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| Kouri is very excited to announce his FerretHair Klub for women. Yes, ladies you too can adorn yourself with ferrethair. Here Kouri is pictured with our model, Sasha showing off her FerretHair Weaves. I think Kouri approves. Be stylish send for your FerretHair Kreations by Kouri today. Special thanks go to our FerretHair Weave model, Sasha C. |
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| Kouri's FerretHair Klub isn't just for men anymore! Ladies, Kouri announces his ferrethair weaves just for you. |
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