Heavenly Kouri Fan Klub
God was in trouble. Things at the Bridge were not going well. It was the ferrets, they said they were all going to rebel.
So God thought about it and decided that he had to have the very best to help him out.
"Harley Bear", he whispered in that little ferret ear, "Harley Bear, there is something I have to talk to you about. Recently some of the ferrets coming here have been talking about this Kouri Fan Klub that you started down there. The older ones here have been listening and said it just wasn't fair.
Things are good here at the Bridge, there is much to do, lots to eat and play. Never any pain or fear, that has all gone away. But down there on Earth the ferrets have this thing going called Kouri's Fan Klub that seems like so much fun. Ferrets have never, ever had this sort of thing before, not even under my Sun.
I know that you are the one that started this klub so Harley Bear, I need your help up here. I want you to come with me and start another at the Bridge. You are the only one I can count on to do it right. I know how much you love your family and don't want to go, but I need you to come with me, I need you tonight. Before it gets started, you have to put an end to the ferret rebel. Can you imagine all of them going on the warpath and raising all kinds of heck?
Don't be worried about your family. I know for awhile they'll miss you and grieve. You'll always be in their hearts and memories. But they'll know that you are safe forever, because you'll be here with me. So take hold of my hand now and come with me.
Listen Harley Bear, hear that cheer? It's all for you, so hang on tight, the Heavenly Kouri Fan Klub will be started this very night! |
