As Mr.Jack End sat on his Blue Fluffy Sofa, that faced a 45' tv with surrond-sound, he saw,through his circular-shape window a bright glowing rock. That appered flying down in the woods of Ames Creek.He ignored like any other thing and sat down watching a rerun of Full House. A Few Minutes later his glass door flinged up and There appered a Older Jack End.he Smiled. Jack:Are you The Cable Guy Older Jack: No,Idiot I am you from the future Jack:(Shocked) No,Thats what Micheal J.Fox Said,now look at him. *FlashBack a speech with micheal J. Fox about his sickness* Older Jack:Thank God(sighing) I got that smart chip before I came here older Jack Grabs Jack Older Jack:Come on Jack:Are You Taking me to get ice Cream? IF NOT I WILL SHOOT YOU Older Jack:No, (shocked by the last remark) What? Jack:IDIOT MUST KILL (Transformers into Hulk Beatens up Older Jack) -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Ends Epoisde Jack's B-Day Jack End pull up his 1986 Ford Bornco in front of his green and white house on 46th ave,has soon he got out,he was hit my a paper from the paperboy. Jack End(walking):God Damn you paperboy Paperboy smirks and then hits a gabage truck Jack end laughs and enters his house,flinging the lights on Debra End:Surpise Jack Shocked:WHAT THE HELL!!! Debra End:Come down,its your birthday Brittney,Chris and Ned enter the room from the basement arguing Brittney:Ned....I am older you,stop telling me I am stupid Chris Starts To Screech Ned:My IQ Is off the chart Brittney:Because You were adopted Ned:No Chris stops to screech and Brittney/Ned stop talking Debra:See We are a "Happy"Family(Seeing Brittney hitting Ned,chris staring at the clock) Jack:WE ARE MY PRESENTS Debra:Down in the basement,wait I will get the camera. Debra comes back with camera Jack Rushes to the basement,opened the door,the sat on a round table a gift card for walmart. Jack:(picks it up) What The hell,this is cheap!!!!! Debra,Chris,Ned and Brittney enter the room. Debra:Dear,I am Sorry,but It is 80 dollars. Jack:(Changing mood to stupidtiy/happy)Sweet....I can buy Mcdonalds Ned:(interpeting) Dad,Mcdonalds is worth more than a million Jack starts to chase Ned. ------------------------------------Commerrical Break----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Window shown night,as Jack still chased Ned,while Debra,Chris and Brittney slept on the carpet Jack:I'm Going to get you Ned: The chances are 10000800 in 1 Jack:Why You?!!!! Jack jumps on Ned and knocks him out.' Jack falls sleep on Ned Morning Arivess....Brittney and Debra are at the kitchen table eating oatmeal Debra:Thats Was one exhausting night Brittney:(tired)Yea Debra:This Is oatmeal is so gooooood (falls sleep) Brittney:(tired)Yea Suddnely the sun reflects through the kitchen widow Brittney:(awakes)The Sssssunnnnn.......(rushes to bedroom) Chris enters the room from the basement Chris:........(Drools) Debra wakes up Debra:Have sit next to the oatmeal,its all yours (gos back to sleep) Chris:Oatmeal......AHAHAHAH(Runs until he hits the toaster) Ned:(From the living room) Help.......Me Batdad:Did someone say Help? Ned:Yes Batdad:Batdad is here Batdad Comes through the unopened window from the living room Batdad:That Hurt just like looking at Joan rivers and Micheal Jackson combined. Ned:What? Batdad:Who?....What do you want? Ned:Help Batdad:Yes,thats right....Robin-Son!!!!! --------------------------------------------Commerical Break------------------------------------------------------------ Robn-Son Flies through the destroyed window. Robin-Son: Yes....BatDad Batdad:This is idiot needs help Ned:Who are you callin idiot? Batdad:You... Ned:(whispering)You are luck,fat guy. Robin-son and Batdad look at each other and pick up Jack from on top of Ned,throwing Jack back on the ground. Jack:(angry) WHO Woke ME UP!!!! Ned:That Fat guy(Points at Batdad,after standed up) Jack gets up and Looks at the Batdad and Robin-son angerliy Batdad;(scaried) Ummmmmmm....(Runs out of sight) Robin-son starts to shake. Robin-son:I am Sorry,about that(Runs after batdad) Jack:You can run,but you cant hide!!!!(screaming) Ned:Dad.....How much do you weigh? Jack:More Than you!!!!!WHY!!!!! Ned:I think I broke my Thighs Jack laughs Ned Runs into the kitchen and wakes up Debra. Debra:What? Ned:Batdad came,and broke another window Debra:Not again Ned:(looking at Chris) Chris hit the microwave,again? Debra:Sadly,yes its the 14th time this week Jack walks in,stepping on chris waking in him up Chris:(getting up)What time is it? Debra:11:30 am Chris:Damn It,I am late tooooooooo schooooool!!!!!! Starts to run around in circles Debra:(Rolling Eyes)Its Saturday Chris:Ohhhh(stoped going in circles) ---------------------------------------Commmerical Break---------------------------------------------------------------- At Pass 4 pm.....Jack sits on his coauch watching Oprah.Chris is Knocked out from the microwave,again.Debra is folding laudray and Brittney is in room,talking to her goth freinds;Ned is at the kitchen table playing online chess. Tv:Oprah:Today we have specail "guest" Please welcome Dr.Phil Tv:Dr.Phil:Screw you.....I mean....Nice to see you Debra turns off the t.v. Jack;(angry)WHY DID YOU DO THAT,THAT WAS A FREE PPV. Debra;I am sorry,but it is nice day outside,why dont you go outside,and get the mail. Ned:(screamin):Rembermer last time *FlashBack Jack went to go check mail,and nothing was in it.Jack starts to fliping off the maillady from across the street. Debra:Yes,We got sewed for that,10,000 dollars down the drain. Jack:She had it coming. Debra:(Rembembering)Do you have to work today? Jack:The Mental Case from down the street is doing it. Debra:oh Ned walks with his closed laptop. Ned:Can we go to Wal-mart? Debra:Sure.....Jack you can buy that "Thing" you want" Jack:(stupidty)What thing? Debra Rolls eyes and grins. Debra gets up from where she was folding laudray. Debra:(Screaming to Brittney)Do you want to go to wal-mart,Honey? Jack:yes Debra:Not You,Jack Brittney opens the door Brittney:No!!!! Debra:Why? Brittney:We have been through this a thousands of times,Sun+goth=Bad Moon+goth=good Ned:(quitely)73 Debra:Its Cloudy out outside? Brittney Rushes to them,quickly Chris walks in the living room,from a another "knocked out" promblem Chris:where are you guys going? Jack:Wal-mart ----------------------------------Commericcal break-----------------------------