A prayer before logging onto the internet:

• Almighty and eternal God,
  who created us in Thine image
  and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful,
  especially in the divine person of Thine Only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ,
  grant, we beseech Thee,
  that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, Bishop and Doctor,
  during our journeys through the internet
  we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee
  and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter.
  Through Christ our Lord.  Amen.
  
  by Fr. John Zuhlsdorf
  "I wrote the prayer in Latin and submitted it, with a translation into English, to a bishop who gave it his approval." (copied from What Does The Prayer Really Say?)

what kind of talk is this??!!
what does all this mean!!!??

The Thrill of Discovery!

Remember the very first time that you sat in front of a computer?  You were amazed!!
Go explore -- gain all the knowledge that you can.  Go have fun -- meet new people.
Go with peace in your heart.

Well, I'll give it one more try!
Welcome to my website.

[...] computer "hyperlinks" were just like the church's teachings.  "It's like Jesus' cloak that couldn't be divided because it was all one thread," [...] (copied from Harmony Media)

After the soldiers had crucified Jesus, they took his clothes and divided them into four parts, one part for each soldier.  They also took the robe, which was made of one piece of woven cloth without any seams in it.  The soldiers said to one another, "Let's not tear it; let's throw dice to see who will get it."  This happened in order to make the scripture come true: "They divided my clothes among themselves and gambled for my robe."  And this is what the soldiers did.  Standing close to Jesus' cross were his mother, his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Clopas, and Mary Magdalene. (John 19:23-25 -- cross reference: Psalms 22:18)