8/06/2001
Dear Vince,
I'd like to talk to you about an incredibly annoying screechy voice that I'm growing weary of hearing on your broadcasts. And no Vince, it's not Stephanie's voice I'm talking about. No. I'm talking about Paul Heyman. Please Vince. I'm pretty sure you could get the King back now. I don't think he'd be insisting you hire a woman who's divorcing him. I'm begging you Vince. The announce booth just isn't the same without the King. Hell, one of the best things about this whole alliance thing is it got Heyman out of there. If I have to listen to his yapping for much longer I think I'm going to be sick. I'm sure he has fans from ECW, but Vince, why cater to one small sector of your audience? Please Vince. Bring. The. King. Back.
Speaking of people I'd rather not see, how about we talk about Sara. Please understand Vince, I've got nothing against Mrs. Undertaker, but I think perhaps I speak for a large portion of your female fans when I say, I don't want to see her on TV. Here's the thing. Undertaker = Sex symbol. What that means is even though I know he has a wife, I don't want to be reminded of it. Let a lone have her shoved down my throat with this whole stalker angle. The angle has run its course anyway. Have Taker beat the hell out of DDP already, and for the love of god please send Sara home, never to be heard from again.
If you could arrange all that I'd appreciate it.
Thanks.
Until next time,
Devoted Xpac Fan |
