**VITAL STATS (<<<except NOT vital, right?!)**
1) Today's Date: January something
2) Full Name: Jonathan Wesley Hamm 
3) Age: 18
4) Location: R to the B to the G
5) Current Weather: Sunny an warm like...odd
6) Gender: Male, pre-op
7) Home-Schooled Or Public? Public
8) Grade: 12
9) Birth date (Including time if you know it): July 18th 1985 6:04pm
10) Live with your parents? yep
11) Siblings: 2 
12) Pets: 1 dog 
13) Do you wear glasses or contacts? Yes
14) Braces? no
15) Eye Color: : one blue one white
16) Height: 5'11.5 or so
17) Hair Color: good ol brown
18) Is it Natural or dyed? natural one
19) Future Occupation Desired: Bartender
20) Relationship Status: I wish
21) Nicknames: Hambone, kidney boy
22) IM Screen names: korso 
23) Email: jhamm@redwhitearmy.com 
**FAVORITES What is your favorite...**
24) Color? blue
25) Number? 67
26) Cookie? green
27) Ice Cream Flavor? Chocolate Penis-butter
28) Food? chinese
29) Drink? Water
30) Sweets? ewww
31) Scents? Women
32) Recent Movie? El Mariachi..
33) Older Movie? ummmmm Caddyshack
34) Band? Ween
35) Solo Singer? Elliott Smith
36) Kind of Music? Rock and/or Roll
37) TV Show? South Park
38) Commercial? huh?
39) Song? I don't want it by Ween. It makes me cry
40) CD? Dark Side Of The Moon
41) Boy Band? Ween
42) Pop Princess: Andrea from The Weekend
43) Sport? Football
44) Sports team? The Ducks
45) Restaurant? Denny's
46) Card Game? poker
47) Video Game? I don't play many anymore
48) Brand Name? Nike
49) Clothes Store? Hot topic
50) City? Portland
51) Car? Honda S2000
52) Hangout? my room
53) Display of Affection? any
54) Bible Scripture? Fuck you
55) Bible Character? Fuck You
56) Flower? Roses
57) Color on a person of the opposite sex? Black
58) Hairstyle on a person of the opposite sex? around the shoulders
59) TV Personality? Cartman
60) Actor? Christian Bale
61) Actress? Scarlett Johhanssen
62) Cartoon Character? Homer
63) Shampoo/Conditioner? Suave 4 Men
64) Subject in School? Lunch
65) Cereal? Honey Nut Cheerios
**YOURSELF**
66) What do you want to be when you get older? Bartender
67) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Running a bar/ venue in portland
68) What are your goals? Get married and run a Venue
69) What did you do last night? Wrote in my blog
70) As far as personality goes, what group do you fit in? none really
71) What do you think your closest friends would say about you? He is a nice cool guy or that they use me
72) What kinds of clothes do you like to wear? The kind that cover my winky
73) What is the oddest thing about you? I fall for people
74) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? More muscles and better eyesight
75) Guiltiest pleasure? comics
76) Do you like to cuddle? More than anything
77) What position do you usually sleep in? on my side
78) What makes you happy? happiness around me
79) What is your biggest fear?  Dying alone
80) What is your personal Theme song? Eddie Money - Take me home tonight
81) What do you wear to bed? boxers
82) What do you do in your spare time? play on the computer
83) Who do you consider to be the sexiest human on the planet? Nikki
84) What movie character would you say you can relate to the most? Shakespeare from Shakespeare in love
85) Which Friends character are you most like? Chandler
86) Got any hidden talents? I can sleep for 12 hours at a time
87) What or who is on your mind right now? Why someone is mad at me
88) What was the first thing you thought when you woke up this morning? 2pm already?
89) Do you consider yourself mature? Yes
90) How did your parents get your name? Grandfathers on both sides had the same name
91) Do you like your name? If you could change it, what would it be? It's ok. If i could change it.... Something less common
92) Are you an animal person? yep
93) Do you swear ever, or get easily offended by swearing? i swear sometimes
94) Speak any foreign languages? a little spanish and i am fluent in ebonics
95) Pet Peeves? people who judge me without getting to know me
96) Piercings: none that you can see
97) Tattoos: Boognish
98) Do you consider yourself high maintenance? not at all
99) Girls: Makeup-wise, what is your personal style/philosophy? It can be ok but overal i dont like it
100) Do you have any terminal/chronic illnesses? Kidney failure
101) Are you a more creative or analytical person? analytical
102) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? forest green
103) What about yourself are you the most proud of? my humor
104) Are you an outdoorsy nature person? I love to run and walk outside but my body doesn't show it
105) Are there certain subjects that you feel uncomfortable talking about? sometimes, but if i like them, No
106) Do you plan on college or something else to further your education? Yes
107) Have you ever broken any bones? I broke my finger on grad night
108) What kind of jewelry do you like- gold or silver? silver
109) Do you know what your IQ is? 149
110) How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 5 minutes, I shower the night before
111) If you had to classify yourself into a certain social group/stereotype, which would it be? I wouldn't
112) What are your hobbies? Computers
113) Do you play any instruments? no, but i hear you play the skin flute
114) Describe yourself in five words: sweet, african, outgoing, romantic, funny
115) If they were to make a movie about your life, what would the title be? Victim of Circumstance
116) If you could do something, anything, no strings attached, what would you do? Be happy
117) What do you regret most about your past? I wouldn't have abandoned her
118) If you could go back and change some things about your past, would you? Fuck yes 
119) Most embarrassing moment? When i got drunk and cried like a woman
120) Have you ever had any major revolutions or turning points in your life? when i was told i was gonna die of kidney failure and it didn't happen
121) What was the most valuable lesson you ever learned? Did you learn it the hard way or easy way? I'd have to think about that
122) Craziest thing you ever did as a kid? shit my pants
123) Lamest Lie you ever told someone? I told them I loved them
124) Stupidest thing you've ever done? Fell down some stairs
125) Where were you born? Portland....
126) Have you ever tried any drugs? Sure have
127) Worst sickness you ever had? Kidney failure
128) What was the most trouble you ever got into? i get in trouble so frequently i dont pay attention anymore
129) How many different homes have you lived in? 4
130) How many different schools have you gone to? who knows
131) Have you ever been in love? i have
135) What is your current view of dating? I wish i was dating some one
136) What is your view of kissing? When is it okay? I love kissing and it's ok all the time
137) What do you look for in a person of the opposite sex? You
138) What is the first thing you notice about a person of the opposite sex? eyes and voice
139) What kind of style do you like on a person of the opposite sex? I don't care about style
140) Do you usually crush on only one person at a time or get many crushes at once? I only crush on one at a time
141) How many different people have you kissed? like really kissed? let's say 3-4
142) How far have you gone? As far as it would go
143) Who was your first ever crush? Kasey when I was 17
144) How many people have you crushed on before? 2
145) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Europe
146) How much of your own wedding have you already planned out/thought about in your mind?I will leave all that up to my wife
147) What is the nicest thing you find about people of the opposite sex? voice
148) Do you like/have a crush on/are you falling for anyone right now? sure do
149) Do you think that you are ready for marriage? Not quite
150) Do you get along with your parents? hah
151) How much of your family is in the truth? huh?
152) Do you like little kids, or do they just irritate you? I love them
153) Do you want to have your own kids some day? How many? yes, at least one
154) When, if at all, do you want to get married? When its right
155) Any great-grandparents still alive? no
156) Do you fight with your siblings? no
157) What do you know about your family roots? What Ethnicity are you? I'm black and white, a mut if you will
**FRIENDS/SOCIAL** 
158) Who are your closest friends? I don't really have close friends anymore
159) Who are your other friends (next step out from being closest)? Buddy, Max, Sam, Nikki, Chris, John
160) Are you jealous of anyone in particular? one person right now
161) Who is the funniest person you know? Nikki
162) Do you have any sworn enemies? Nazis and republicans
163) Best Advice ever given to you: Tell her how you feel, I never took it
164) How did you meet your best friends? It's been a long time
165) What's the worst fight you have ever been in? The one where the kid died
166) Were you popular in school or a total dork? I had a stint of popularity when i got out of the hospital
**SPIRITUAL** 
167) Are you baptized? Yeah
168) Ever pioneered before? What is that
169) What are your spiritual goals? what?
170) Have you ever been reproved? re-what?
171) If you could meet any Bible character, who would you want to meet? Satan
172) How long have you been in the truth? who?
**MISC**
173) Name one place you have always wanted to go/visit: South America
174) Have you ever traveled to a foreign country? Where? All over europe and mexico
175) Where all have you been within the US? Pretty much every major place
176) Moulin Rouge: love it or hate it? never saw it 
177) What are some of your favorite quotes? Benji Franklin's rocked
178) How about words or phrases that you use a lot? Bomb diggity and Off the hook..... YO!
179) Star Wars: Realistic
180) Storms: cool or scary? cool
181) Roller Coasters: YAY!
182) Worst feeling in the world: Alone
183) Best feeling in the world: Love
184) Do these surveys really annoy you? naw, i learned things about me