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This is a South Park corridor. We have formulated a number of rules which we must obey to in order to keep the South Park cult alive. §1 General §1.1 All corridorers shall watch all episodes of South Park. §1.2 All corridorers shall watch all South Park movies on the opening night. §2 Behaviour when watching South Park §2.1 General rule: All South Park watching is holy. The spectators' behaviour shall therefore be dignified. §2.2 Suit shall be worn when watching South Park. §2.3 The greatest silence must be observed in order not to disturb the other spectators' concentration. §2.4 A corridorer who needs to laugh when watching South Park has the right to sneak into the kitchen if it is necessary in order not to break §2.3. A corridorer must not leave the room for any other reason whatsoever. §2.5 All spectators must raise and stand at attention when Kenny dies. They shall keep doing so during the rest of the show. This also applies at cinema. §3 Rites §3.1 The Corridor is assembled at Sunday mornings at 05.00 to sing the hymn Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch. §3.2 After the song (see §3.1), Joacim delivers a sermon. §3.3 After Joacim's sermon (see §3.2), three corridorers are randomly choosen to perform the play Rainbows twice. Links
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