Hearts and roses and kisses galore
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get all mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day drunk so I just can't speak,
and wear only black for the rest of the week.
People act all sweet but soon it will fade,
for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot must not have hit
because now I think love is a big crock of shit.
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass........fuck Valentine's Day!