| To start it off, I wanna mention that my site is way the hell better then anything brough or tim larocque will ever make.It is creative, easy to look at and attractive to the human eye which are also things that brough or tim larocque will never be considered. |
| STORIES |
| Sex With A Fat Chic |
| -During an interview with the two dudes known as "Brough" and "Clattin". They were asked the question "if in desperacy for a single marijuana cigarette, would they have anal sex with a dog if the dube was the reward". Brough immediately answered with a no while clattin took a couple seconds to ponder. After a rather awkward pause he replied that he would not. As a follow up question this was asked "In the same situation would you have sex with a fat chick" ("fat" meaning excessively obese). Brough answered with a "yes" and clattinalso replied "Ya why not". So there you have it, two marijuana loving boys willing to have "sex with a fat chick fur a dube" |
| Dexters Mom& Dad |
| A reliable source of mine has informed me of a rather disturbing practice going on in the home of Dexter. Who's last name will be omitted to avoid further tauntings. Apparently his mother(who is, let's say... a bit bigger than excessively obese) enjoys it when his father shines his bald head in turtle wax, stands ten feet away in a racing position, counts to three and then thrusts his body toward her with the final result of his head being planted firmly up her vagina. The process if repeated if necessary until the mother has had her "fill" - A picture of this mating ritual was once included in this site but has been removed by popular demand. |
| - The town of KL has never really been known for any high quality drugs, especially weed. It was a rare occasion, a shipment of dubes laced in some funky shit arrived in our lil town and lil ol brough decided to buy a couple. Tonite was drinkin night too though, which had been carefully planned for over a week. So brough was set. The time came, Brough got his smoke on and followed that shit up with some vodka and pepsi. Brough was abit more then fucked up 'round this point in the night, so we all knew it was time to leave my room and head out to the ruins to finish the job. About ten minutes and three dubes later he was flying. We were all feeling pretty good at the time, and nothin could be better than takin a trip to macs for some munch. I managed to throw out an entire pop that was supposed to be broughs. I don't know how or remember doing it though. I sometimes wonder if I had saved that pop for brough to drink that maybe he would have survived the night. We journeyed then to federal school to meet up with schuessler cause brough was gonna smoke wit him. But when we got there, things took a turn for the worse. "I remember brough sittin on the step smiling like the happy lil shit he was ... next thing I knew he had lost all body strength, collapsed to the ground and rolled slowly down the federal hill". We don't know if it was the laced weed, or the drinkin, or the smokin or the combination. But brough ... died. He lied on the ground for what seemed like forever. Then he puked for hours. The happy lil brough had soon turned into a pale, shaking, corpse. He was soon after carried to Stephanie Disanos for medical treatment. She was recently interviewed on the subject and this was said. Logan - What do you remember about the night when brough died? Steph - I don't remember much, I mean I wasn't really around him, I remember he was in my house, lying wrapped in so many blankets just shiverin like a bitch. He was definately in the bathroom puking with James for most of the night. An interview with jamie cowie has not yet been confirmed but more details on the subject will be released later on. LOST - one rid pill - dropped by the walking corpse of brough on the night of his death. If you find the pill or know of it's location, please call brough. |
| * Names have been changed, and in no way do these names represent the people I know |
| Deadly Combinations pt. II - Fox Goes Ghost |
| Deadly Combinations pt. I - The Death of Brough |
| Disclaimer:I'd seriously thought things over for a couple minutes one day and I realized the only way I can entertain you people is by either explaining some twisted sex rituals *above* or by telling pointless drug stories. Now I don't really do drugs all that often... their just not my thing but I do have a couple good stories to tell. The second Deadly Combination in our series deals with a bright eyed, young, and relatively inexperienced pot smoker by the name of fox. It was wednesday, the time was approximately 11:52 and that could mean only one thing... time for the boys to have the daily lunch session. Now that wasn't really my thing at the time so I just came along for the ride as there was a lack of people hangin out at school. Today was strangely different though. Today's lunch on the town had a new comer and things would soon take a turn for the worst. You see today was wednesday and is internationally recognized as Deadly Combinations Deadly Combination day of the Year so the boys took shelter in an undisclosed alley way and gave birth to the single chamber lung (Brough Style). Well 6 hits to freedom was our boys motto of the day because just before number 7 I noticed his skin was whiter then the snow. We headed out soon after this, back to school yah know, when we noticed his steadily worsening condition. He'd seemed to have gone from a pale white to a sweaty grey colour which was strange because it was -15 outside. The deadly combination of a pot smoking trainee and a single chambered lung had yielded dangerously hilarious results as fox sat down in a snow bank to stop his sweating brow. His burning red eyes and clown-like smile led him straight to the study carols for an all afternoon nap and I thank KLCVI everyday for providing such great accomidations to those too cooked to attend class. |
| Here it is - brought back by popular demand - "The Procedure" - NOT RECOMMENDED |