Along Came Polly
I haven't taken the plunge. = I haven't gotten married yet.
I've dodged a few bullets here and there. = I've been close to getting married, but have avoided it so far.
I Sharted. = I tried to fart and a little shit came out.
Mimbo = Male Bimbo
on the ball = active, going places, smart
A: He's really on the ball.
B: Yes, you know he will be successful anywhere he goes.
CID=Caller ID
star sixty-nine thingy = *69 = will call back the last number that called you. (available in the U.S.)
bucks = dollars
catch up on stuff = talk about what has happened in our lives since we last saw each other.
binge drinking = to drink 5 or more drinks in a very short amount of time
irritable bowel syndrome= Anything not caused by some kind of disease. For instance spicy food makes you go the bathroom. Ethnic food gives you an upset stomach.
spanking= to hit someone on the butt, rear end, tush, tushy
tap her real light
best part
They're putty in your hands.= easy to control
I'm pulling for you.=I've got my fingers crossed.
bunch of different
Peace Corps
stir crazy= feel uncomfortable when you are in one spot for too long
greatest
resolutions
pretty profusely
married
old young
I'm not really big on _______.
I'm not interested in _______.