RUSSIAN
ANECDOTES
Russian humor is very strong.
If
somebody doesn't know or not sure about it the most probably he or she
is not russian speaking person. The limit of popularity the
russain humor "abroad" consist in the limit of translation (some word
doesn't not have english equivalent ), knowledge of
tradition, character and ... of the people. Nontheless this page is
an attempt to translate that is possible to translate in
english and seems possible to understand by the foreigner. This
is
kind of experiment it would be great if you could send (after finishing
reding) some results (number; understand/not understand; funny/not
funny)
on e-mail address. to
make possible some analysis. Thinks a lot///
So...
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1) - Did you
hear about Tyson
- Yes, by one
ear
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3)The
customer is speaking to the seller in the shop:
You see the
phrase on the washing powder "20% for free",so,please, give me this 20%
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4)The
situation in the shop (customer & seller):
--Do you have
any tomatoes?
--No
--Any
cucumber, carrots or cabbage?
--No
--Do you know
where there is?
--O man, this
veg shop, this is not the information centre
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5) A man is
trying the costome mad by his order front of the tailer and asked in a
shock:
--Why you
have done me 3 sleeves?
--O sorry
sir, you did not give me any notice
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6) Scene
between old man and young man:
-- Why did
you kiss my daughter yesterday in the darkness on the first minute of
your first meeting?
--I am sorry,
I ask the same question myself after I saw her face in a daytime.
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7)Scene in a
surgery:
--Doctor, I
want to think you very much..
--As a
patient or as a heiress?
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8)Between
wife and husband:
--You came
back home yesterday half-drunk
--I am sorry,
just did not take more money to complete
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9)A man has
bought 3 sweets for his little daughter and ask her after while
---You are
eating now first sweet or second?
--First,
second I have already eat
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