B . O . M . B . S .

Bored Out (of) Mind By School.

The B.O.M.B.S. society is a branch of the A.R.M.Y. society (ha ha ha). Anyways, this society is providing fun stuff to do in class when your so bored you feel like comiting suicide. So bored that your small, simple mind is emptied of any useful materials that you learned that day and you drift into a half daydream where you seem to have left your body your so bored. Here is THE LIST.

THE LIST

1) Suddenly scream "highlander!" at the top of your voice in a scottish accent

2)gallop around the class like your riding an imaginary horse

3)if there is food or food like items that can be useful later like candy, alka-seltzer, cookies, etc., quickly jack them when nobodys looking

4)fart, burp, bang your desk or make any other cool or wierd repetitive noises to annoy people and teachers

5)slap someone on the head or face as many times as you can or have contests with your friends while getting up to blow your nose or something

6)fall asleep

7)throw spit wads, paper wads, paper clips, or staples into people's hair or at their head

8)take or just kick someones binder to the other side of the room when there up or out of the room

9)play silent truth or dare, without the truth, on a piece of paper going around to a couple of people

10)ask to go to the bathroom at a certain time you and your friend from another class have planned out so you can meet in the bathroom and do stuff for about 15 minutes

11)stare off into space and daydream about better things and a better life

12)draw obscene drawings on your notebook or other people's notebook or binder

13)pick nose and smear on neighbor's back or on the nearest wall

14)buy a five dollar remote control car that comes with a pen which is the remote from radioshack and drive around class

15)put pencil erasers in your nose�then raise your hand�to answer any Q's

16) keep telling every one there might be a fire and try to get the teacher to get every one out of class

17) try to lure to teacher out of class to lock her/him out.

18)get up to get tissue and turn off the lights