"David, if you had to get a tattoo, what would you get?" -Katie
"A horse" -David
"Why a horse?" -Katie (while laughing hysterically)
"Because they can run and fart at the same time." -David
"Well how's he gonna heat it up? He can't put the whole ice chest in the microwave!" -Katie
"How about we call him Freddie Vaan? Ohh, and Vaan sounds like Captain Vaan Trap from the Sound of Music! Let's call him Captain!" -SR girls, just as "Captain" walks in the office and Ruthie runs into him and screams.
"What's good about R & D?" -Katie
"They have a nice...truck." -Melanie
"Truck...driver!" -Katie
"We should have name tags that say who we assist. I assist Captain. Janelle assists Nick. Melanie assists Paul. And Katie assists...Zach." -Ruthie
Gordon Wiebe came for a visit to drop off fruit. Melanie was on the other side of the office door on her hands and knees, scrubbing the carpet trying to get her gum out of the carpet, laughing hysterically.
Dr. Diaz made a presentation for the growers. One of the papers was suppossed to say "Poison Free Trap", but instead stated that it was a "Poison Free Tramp". The growers found this quite funny.
The Santa Clause Story: Paul was commenting that his dad looked like Santa Clause, and Katie responded saying, "All year round?"
"I just want it to ring, vibrate, or do something already!" -Melanie
"The truckers are spinning doughnuts out in the dirt." -David
"Who brought doughnuts?" -Katie
"Whose ring is this?" (referring to a ring for your hand) -Melanie
"That's not my phone!" -Janelle
"I'm gonna titrate one of my farts in there!" -David
"Are you getting lonely at your apartment yet?" -Melanie
"No" -David
"Do you have any girls come and visit you?" -Melanie
"Only Ruthie" -David
"So do you have a girlfriend, David?" -Ruthie
"Only you" -David
"You need a tan, you're so white!" -Alex, talking to Janelle
"Win a date with David Archuleta!" -Melanie
Sandra asked if we should start worrying about Glen because he hadn't come back from lunch yet. Katie looked out the window and said, "Oh there he is!" She paused, and looked again and said, "No wait, that's Melanie!"
"Doug is fixing the air compressor." -Ruthie
"What? Doug is in the air compressor?" -Katie
"Hey Katie, can I see that movie right there?" -Melanie
"Sure, if you don't touch it or get your fingerprints all over it" (sarcastically) -Katie
"I'm gonna molest it!" -Melanie
"Dude! I thought you were a girl!" -Alex while talking to Andrew
"That came out of my mouth, not my butt!" -Janelle after Katie heard a suspicious noise from Janelle's direction.
Plunger Story: There was an employee who wishes to remain unnamed, and they needed to use the bathroom. They did a 'big job' in the bathroom, but not all of it would flush down. This person then quietly asked some of the others if there was a plunger around. Sadly, there wasn't. Our receptionist checked all of the bathrooms in the cold storage, but didn't find one. She then checked with all of the departments, asking if they knew where a plunger was. By this time, there were a ton of people in the cold storage aware that someone in the SR department needed a plunger! Finally, one of the forklift drivers checked in the mens restroom...and there it was. Wonder why. ;)
"I want a four-banger" -Melanie
"What did you say!?!?" -Katie
"A four-banger! It's a 4 cylinder car" -Melanie
"Ohhhhh!" -Katie
"I'm gonna take Kong Foo. Wait, is it Kung Foo?" -Katie
"Maybe I sat on a rock and it poked my butt" -Ruthie
"Rocks aren't pokey!" -Sandra
"You're so smart! How do you do it?" -Melanie (said very sarcatically towards Andrew)
Melanie and Katie were down for working a Sunday morning, and when they got here Paul was already here. He told them that when he got to work this morning he noticed that someone had left some major extras in the toliet. (Gosh, what is it with our office and stuff like that!?) So anyways, Paul printed out a notice for each bathroom that read, "PLEASE FLUSH THE TOLIET WHEN YOU ARE DONE USING IT! Thanks, Summeripe Staff". He printed two, (one for each bathroom) but on white paper. Katie and Melanie thought it'd be good to have those on bright neon paper so that everyone could see it for future reference. Katie clicked to print two more on the new bright paper. Well...just after she clicked to print it, she realized that she's just sent those papers to the printer in the sales office! For like 2-3 minutes straight her and Melanie were basically on the floor laughing so hard just thinking about what kind of response the sales guys will have the next morning when they arrive!. Thankfully Paul had a key to the sales office and he and Melanie were able to get those " please flush" papers out of the printer before the sales men came the next morning. It would have been funny to leave it, yes... but it would be pretty easy to track those back to us with the paper being signed at the bottom by our department.
"I don't have anything to wear! I guess I don't have to wear anything!" -Melanie, referring to a trip she wants to take to Gilroy and the fact that she doesn't have a new outfit for it. .
"This cow appreciation day is really throwing you off!" -Melanie, to Katie.
"Hey David, you have a sticker on your butt" -Katie
"You wanna get it off for me?" -David
"No!" -Katie , while laughing
"Hey Ruthie! I have a favor to ask of you..." -David
"You look like a ....something!" -Melanie, as Katie tries to make a funny face at her.
"That's not Ruthie, that's my other personality!" -Ruthie
"They want me to pay $19.95 a month!?!? Those... poop jerks!" -Ruthie
"I'll be the first to admit that I'm a pain in the butt." -Marc, commenting on how much of an annoyance he can be at times.
"I love it when you dance like a black person!" -Katie referring to the way Janelle started dancing when a song by Salt and Pepa came on.