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| From out of the shadows one day emerged Wario. Wario seems to be of good stock. He has a healthy appetite, much like mine, and he has a hearty interest in seeking adventure. I highly approve of this one. |
| Wario can commiserate with me about the woes of being confined and forced to do tricks like "Kissy, Kissy" (see picture on left). I admire his courage in defying any barriers to his freedom (see below). |
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| On puzzling feature of Wario, however, is he has three tails?!? (Move your mouse over the picture below or refer to the close-up on the right.) |
| All I know is that Wario is most definitely like a brother to me. Look at how dashing his eyes are (see picture on the left), just like mine. And, look at how he is so good at the game "Wario in Space" based on the ever popular "Koopa in Space" (see below). |
| Wario |