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| In case you're wondering, I will explain how I became the Captain. It's really quite simple. Due to my "antics" my parents dubbed me Captain Ridiculous, which eventually ended up getting shortened into simply the Captain. What, you may ask, is so ridiculous about me? I've wondered the same thing. Here are ten things they cite as proof. |
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| 1) I play tag with inanimate objects. |
| 2) I take my post every night and take it very seriously. |
| 3) I love to sit with my arms crossed. |
| 4) I enjoy sitting in the little animal playpen. |
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| 5) I always have to mess with things. |
| 6) I am most often found upside down. |
| 7) I can talk! |
| 8) I believe in food. |
| 9) Cardboard is very special to me. (Move your mouse over the picture.) |
| 10) I love my sister. |