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| Worst 5 actual hospital chart entries: 5. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depresssed. 3. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. |
| Worst 5 new slogans for Valuejet Airines: 5. We cut back our maintenance so we can pass the savings along to you. 4. Experience the Everglades...up close. 3. Our fares are almost as low as our cruising altitude. 2. No frills doesn't have to mean no thrills! 1. Smoking is permitted on all of our flights. |
| Worst 5 ways to tell if you are a REAL Programmer: 5. Most of your time is spent writing programs that NO ONE in their right mind could ever find a way to use. 4. You spent $500 and two weeks on classes that taught you how to print "hi" on the screen. 3. In school, your history essays turned out like this one: Beginnings.of.Man = 1000000*BC Learn.Human = Fire For Human = ELECT to CROOKED POLITICIAN Learn.Human = Nuclear.Weapon Use.Human = nuclear.weapon Bo to Beginnings.of.Man 2. U cn rd sntncs lk ths. 1. Your worst subject in school was math. |
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