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| Virgo |
| Head down to your local karaoke spot, pretend to be a rock star, and ignore people when they tell you that you suck. You know all too well that it's just a matte rof time before you go platinum! |
| That deep indent on your couch should be a good clue that you're pathetic. Try getting outside! |
| One day, you will roll out of bed and go straight to work. Bad breath, pj's, and bed-head will give your co-workers something to talk about. |