| F!@k with the best, die like the rest. |
| To be, or not to be...that is the question. |
| Miscellanious Sayings |
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| Stop whacking off, it's hazardous to your health...GET LAID!! |
| All I ask is for the opportunity that money doesn't buy happiness. |
| Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software. |
| Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. |
| A hard thing about business is minding your own. |
| Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. |
| A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. |
| Never agree with a fool...he may be doing the same thing. |
| Man who drop watch in toilet is bound to have crappy time. |
| It take many wood to build crib, but only one screw to fill it! |
| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a milek away and you have their shoes. |
| If you cannot convince them, cofuse them. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
| What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse". |
| Born free......Taxed to Death. |
| The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of the people in this world. |
| Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? |
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| I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. |
| Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? |
| Just because you're smart does not mean the other guy is stupid. |
| Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. |
| The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |