Cancer
You feel athletic today. Go for a 10km run, and then reward yourself with a double Big Mac combo, and super size it!
Nobody likes a quitter. Prove that you're not by staying at school or work after hours. When people ask you to leave, just keep screaming that you're not a quitter.
Walk backwards all day. If people ask what your deal is, tell them your toes hurt.
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1