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| Aquarius |
| Make subtle animal noises during conversations, and keep a straight face the whole time. If someone questions your odd behaviour, pretend not to understand. |
| This Saturday when friends are drinking, you will only consume water. Slowly pretend to get drunk by knocking things over, slurring and spilling you water. This should be fun. |
| The next time someone is really mad at you for a legitimate reason, pretend to be twice as mad at them for something else. This should help your cause immensely. |