...................A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot

Change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

To kill today because they pissed me off.

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And also, help me to be careful of the tose I step on

Today as they may be connected to the ass that I may

Have

To kiss tomorrow.

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And help to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and

Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

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Amen.