Here 'tis. There is Newsboys background music for each of these, so use your imagination.  Oh yeah. I spelled everything they said like it sounds. 

1. John - "G'day, how're you goin'. This is John James with the Newsboys. Today we're gonna teach you people out there how to speak Australian. Now, if you wanna go to Australia, you gotta learn how to speak Australian. So the first word on the list is a very common word used Down Under called, G'day Mate. Basically that means when you're walkin' down the street and you see someone walkin' along and you go, "Yo. G'day Mate. How're you goin'?" It's a form of greeting." 

2. Peter - "G'day, this is Peter Furler of the Newsboys. Another word we have today is Mozzie. Now mozzie, you've gotta learn the word mozzie 'cause that's the little nuisance Down Under that you have here, too and it's called a mos-quito. The word, Mozzie." 

3. John - "G'day, this is John James of the Newsboys. Today we're gonna teach you to speak Australian. Here's another saying used Down Under. It's called, Fair Dinkum. Basically, this means if someone comes up to you and tells you a story that's Absolutely Incredible, you turn to them and say, 'Is that Fair Dinkum?' It means, 'Is that true, is that actual?'" 

4. Peter - "G'day, this is Peter Furler of the Newsboys. Another word today if you wanna learn to speak Australian is Piker. Now, if you gotta friend who won't stand up for Jesus, he's a Piker. That means he's a wimp." 

5. John - "G'day, this is John James of the Newsboys. Today we're going to teach you to speak Australian. Here's a saying that's used quite often Down Under. It's 'See ya thisarvy'. Translated, that means, if you meet someone and you say, 'Yo, mate I'll See Ya Thisarvy' that means you're gonna meet them in the afternoon, After Lunch. 'Thisarvy'. 

6. Peter - "G'day, this is Peter Furler of the Newsboys. Another word we have to teach ya today is bindy. That's this little thing when you walk along to go to the beach or the park and they get stuck in your feet, Boy, you freak! right? That's a bindy. And that's like a little prickle gets stuck in your socks, isn'tit?" 

7. John - "G'day, this is John James of the Newsboys. Today we're gonna teach ya how to speak Australian. Here's a word that we use in the Land Down Under quite oftenly. It's called spewin'. Basically the best way to explain it is when you pull up to the drive through at McDonald's or a take away and you ask for your order, they give it to you, and then you drive off and you're about 5 miles down the road and you look in your bag they've given you the wrong stuff and you're spewin'. You're freakin' right out. 'Spewin'." 

8. Peter - "G'day, this is Peter Furler of the Newsboys. Another word we have Down Under is rapt. That means if your Mum and Dad buy you a new skateboard for Christmas, you're rapt. That means excited, ragin'."
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