"Fly guy"

One day, a large group of people were waiting for the
bus at a local
Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very
attractive woman
dressed in a black business vest, white blouse,
leather miniskirt, and
high heels.

As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to
board it, but
found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise
her leg to the
required height. Looking around and thinking quickly,
she reaches
behind
her and unzips the zipper on the back of her skirt a
little and then
tries again.

Again, she finds that she cannot maneuver the step, so
once more she
reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more.
With a smile,
she
looks at the bus driver and tries to board again. With
disappointment,
she finds that she still can't step that high and so
with exasperation
and a sigh she unzips her skirt the rest of the way
down. To her
amazement, her leg still will not reach the bottom
step.

Finally, a very large Texan behind her gently grabs
her by the waist,
lifts her up, and places her on the bus.

The woman turns to the Texan furious and says, "Who do
you think you
are
to touch my body in that way? I don't even know you!"

Nonplused, the Texan looks at her and replies, "Well,
ma'am, after you
unzipped my fly I thought we were pretty good
friends."
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