| One thing that I will do a lot on this site is post pictures with my own little captions. Most are funny and most aren't G rated, but I don't expect several kindergardeners searching my page. If so they won't understand it anyways. At least I hope not. Also on this site are several rants and analysises that I just pop in here when I'm in a mood. A rant, for those who are not as vocabularized as I, is a long persausive bitch and moan session that tends to have big words. Usually used as a entertainment purpose, it's actually just a way to express yourself freely with out the constant censorship of everyday life. I may not be the best at ranting, but by the end I usually get my point out. If you are still lost then get the hell outta here you poor pathetic piece of goat shit. May God have no mercy on your uneducated, inbred soul and may you burn in the fiery depths of hell with impish demons prodding your sexual organs with miniscule pitchforks. An analysis is a way to summarize. I like to analyze because I can do it in my own crude, humorous way. On a lighter note, after awhile I will have archives of captioned pictures and rants so that you may look back on the ones that really got you going. Before I entice you any further with my site, I would like to make a few things clear, One) This site is in no way a porn site, Two) If you think it is then you obviously do not know what porn is, and Three) If you could care less what this site is about and decide to masturbate to the contents anyways, well then I hope that a sudden catastrophic occurance renders you dead in a humorous jumble of live voltage, charred skin, and the occasional spirt of blood as the EMTs unlodge the keyboard from your ass. This is not masturbation material, if you think other wise then you should seek some medical attention ASAP. You could be an extreme fucking nut, and the world has enough of them as it is. Now that these words have been written and you have read them carefully, you may move on and search further into my own little home away from home. |
