Worship

1. He�s better than you
2. He�s absolutely gorgeous *-*
3. Daaku-Sutaa (Need I say more?)
4. The �[Censored]" Pic... (^-^;;;)
5. He�s a KOPII! =D
6. He�s not a PANSY
7. Yet he�s a model!
8. For Nightmare-Hilfiger�
9. �And he�s still not a PANSY!
10. He�s a Pantene Pro-V sorta� guy ^~
11. He�s blonde! Blondes always have more fun!
12. Black eyes�*-*
13. �That are occasionally blue-ish o.o;;;
14. He wears all black!
15. I wear all black, too!
16. Check out those six-pack abs�*-*
17. He doesn�t obsess over capes
18. He doesn�t even wear one at all o.o;
19. But he�s hot with or without a cape ^^
20. His psi-blade!
21. It�s got a groovy hilt�
22. And it can be TWO colors! That�s right, people�
23. �Blue or red! Two for the price of one!
24. He�s the damn hotest guy on the show o.o;
25. He makes Stargazer look exceptionally fugly when they stand next to each other�
26. He�s perfect ^^
27. And he�s EEVVIIILLL!! >D
28. Tragic past�;-;
29. �In that he technically doesn�t have a past�u.u;
30. Alicia couldn�t kill him! So THERE!
31. His groovy as hell, �tragically� received scar ^^;
32. Ten years of sleep, and he didn�t even have morning-hair when he woke up o.o;
33. For that matter, has he ever had a bad-hair day?
34. He plots against his (only) superior!
35. His mouth occasionally disappears� o.o;
36. �Yet he can still talk o.o;
37. INVERTED PENTAGRAM!
38. Deliciously dark, sexually appealing bark�^^;;;
39. He�s cool even as an evil-hick o.o;
40. How many other evil-hick-Dark-Lords do you know?!
41. Luckily, the evil-hick thing is dub ONLY�
42. Sadistic ^^
43. Masochistic ^^ Sort of.
44. He likes to intimidate!
45. And he can scare the hell outta� people just by glaring!
46. That is one sexy glare!
47. Check out the sexy smirk, too *-*
48. Sexy and evil smirk�
49. He can kick Kain�s ass without fighting!
50. Gorgeousgorgeousgorgeous�
51. The poor guy is deprived of an Image Song!
52. But he deserves one more than anyone on the cast�
53. �Cuz� he has the best voice!!!
54. He likes to piss people off�
55. �Scare the hell outta� them�
56. �Or injure them severely�
57. �And then mock them! ^_^
58. He can enter your miiiiind @_@
59. CKO!
60. He�s what Darth Vader would be if he were a hot, sexy, Dark Lord o.o;
61. But, thankfully, he never says to Kain: �I am your Father!�
62. He was �baptized by darkness!�
63. He�s not one of those cheesey villains that looks for pity
64. Even though he deserves pity�;-;
65. His eyes are glow-in-the-dark!
66. He�s got mad swordsmanship skills�
67. �And mad psi ability� ^-^
68. �Better than Kain >P
69. He doesn�t give a damn about anything or anyone else ^^
70. �Although he�ll pretend to if it gets him something
71. None of the Lost Ships attempt to enslave him
72. His Ship Gorun-Nova looks like the Batmobile o.o;
73. That groovy cup-thing he�s got goin� on x.x;
74. He�s not into incest or disco ><;
75. Well, I worship him�why shouldn�t you?
76. His pose! It�s so kakkoi! And consistent!
77. If you don�t, he�ll probably force you to, anyway n.n;
78. Nothing makes him change his mind or his ways ^^
79. He�d be a great singer in Disturbed =D
80. He doesn�t have a name!
81. But �Yami o Makumono� is a great title, nee?
82. Especially the �O� part ^-^
83. He sure as hell doesn�t act like a KOPII o.o;
84. And he�s hotter than the guy he was KOPIIed from ^^
85. And eviller >D
86. Hell; he was created to be Daaku Sutaa�s host body! How cool is that?
87. Doesn�t he just look so glumphable? ^-^;;;
88. He manipulates people without their knowing it :D
89. He doesn�t love Karii!!!
90. (Or anyone else for that matter)
91. Hell; he uses her as cannon fodder! Go O!
92. It�s almost impossible to come up with a dub-version of his �name� ^^
93. So he just gets called �That Guy� x.x;
94. He�s eviller than MURRAY THE EEEVVVIIILLLL SKULL! >B
95. He doesn�t speak unless he has something mean to say =D
96. What reason is there not to worship him?
97. He hates Alicia�
98. �I hate Alicia!
99. We all hate Alicia! ^^;
100. In his sacred words: �You�re a loser� ^^!
101. Chock Full o� Nuts ^~