Poetry

Oh, oh, oh, oh
O, O, it's magic, you know!
O, you know, he is so evil
O, he is the true Evil Canivel!
But, my O, he is so pritty
Compared to him, even Hotohori looks *bleep*y!
I want to glumph my evil teddy bear
Huggle and wuv him and kiss 'im everywhere
Oops, this wasn't supposed to get hentai
But he's so damn hot, me O my
I can't resist those deep dark eyes
O, with him, so far I'll rise!
But, be careful, don't have too much fun
Or you might end up confusing the blonde
He likes to kidnap Anise
And, with a grin, to Kain he'll say,
"Come and get her, or you'll pay!"
He bares the funny blue-red blade
He wears groovy black leather and suade
Too show off his muscles, which are numerous
Unfortunately, his expression is never humerous
He isn't very genki; actually, he's real mean
But, hey; at least my O isn't a drag queen
Even though there is a girl that looks just like him
I forget her name but I think maybe it started with an "M"
Normally, I'd say she and her twin should get together
But unfortunately for Mrs. Twin, Nightmare belongs to Heather
I am his faithful servant and follower, yes, it's true
Which, really, in the long-run, makes me better than you
Why are the lines getting elongated?
Maybe I should cut them with a serrated
Knife; that'd be swell
I could borrow one from Fibby in hell
But back to the blonde guy
He resides high up in the sky
Usually on his ship, the Gorun Nova
Hopin' that the sun doesn't supernova
He's got a coupla' servants, a bunch of pusses
Karii and Goren-Oh are such wusses
And Goren-Oh is a *bleepity bleep*
Cuz' from Nightmare's name he stole the "O"
And O-sama has to follow Stargazer
Can't go and shoot him with a laser
Cuz' from 'Gazer's body he was cloned
Albert made his baby Nightmare once when he was stoned
I just don't see how this could be
Stargazer's so fugly it makes me scream
But Nightmare, well, he is hot
And, man, y'know...I want him a LOT
Just look into those gorgeous eyes
Panteney hair, whatta' surprise!
He's so perfect in every possible way
If I were a guy, I'd be gay
Just to be with him
O, what a sin
Luckily, I'm already a fair maiden
One that under O-sama is happily slavin'
Happily kneelin' down to lick his feet
Even if after me he hath beat
But he's more than just a guy with a funny blue-red sword
He's really a freaky evil Dark Lord
In the dub, he is a hick
It makes me really sick
To hear him sound like such a *beep*
When his real voice is deliciously dark
Sort of like a sexy bark
He is superior above us all
Compared to him, we're all real small!
Nightmare doesn't do the disco
Even though he's sexier than Cysco
Hail Lord Daaku-Sutaa
Cuz' he's better than you are
If he's in a bad state of mind
You may end up losing your behind
Nightmare really loves to kill
O, it gives him such a thrill
If you think he's creepy, then you're right
But I think that is his highlight
He'll destroy the world, that's our O
It's why he's called Yami o Makumono
Cuz' he goes around spreading bad, bad things
He thinks beatin' and killin' are such flings
Geez, I'm starting to run out of words
And you're probably really very bored
But that's just too damn bad
Poor O-sama would be very sad
If I didn't finish this pritty poem
(Not that I'm stupid enough to it to 'im)
But let's get back to the Mazoku
Cuz', y'know, he's o-so-coo'
Kain must smoke too much grass
Cuz' he really wants to kick his ass
Since Nightmare killed Alicia
But it was just a mistake; blame the militia
And Kain is wrong about this homocide
Since the truth is, Alicia committed suicide
Thought her move would kill Nightmare
But all it did was muss his hair
Nightmare is the best
We would like to seem him undressed
Actually, I did, in volume four
And I saw that nasty scar he bore
I'm mad at Alicia; damn that *bleep*
I am so glad he killed the witch
The hoe of Vorufied screwed up his chest
Seeing Nightmare in pain; I cannot rest!
Still, he is a clone of her brother
Poor Nightmare doesn't have a mother
Never had a life of his own
Then drank a special cup and got really stoned
He got drunk on more than just vodka
He took in a part of Daaku Sutaa
"Embraced the darkness;" how groovy is this?
In his evil I find such bliss
He ish very sadistic; just check out that smirk
Never is happy; 'tis dangerous and dark
Looking in his eyes can make people scream
Cuz' his evil glare is so very mean
He wants to hurt you, no matter who you are
And kissing his butt won't get you very far
For ten years he took a long nap
Cuz' Alicia gave him a hard bizotch-slap
Then Stargazer said, "Get your ass outta' bed
And go thwack Kain upside dah' head."
Nightmare did so and Kain totally flipped out
Poor O-sama feels unloved and that's why he pouts
Everyone seems to hold a grudge
And Goren-Oh cried out, "Oh, fudge!"
Cuz' from Nightmare Co. he tried to get away
But O-sama caught him and made him pay
Karii is a *bleepity bleep*
Cuz' with Kain and Nightmare she wants to score
That's all right; I don't care...
But she be warned: I WILL NOT SHARE
Rail's his only cool servant
O contacted Nezard, and he went:
"O, that Rail, he's something else,"
Had no plans to stick him on a shelf
But Rail betrayed O, that damn *bleep*
Cuz' after screwing with Ragud he got pretty sick
But O didn't care, it just didn't matter
Nah; he was just as chipper as a Mad-Hatter!
He figured that since he's a Mazoku-sama
He could beat Kain without the help of any okama
So Kain bid Millie and Canal good-bye
And went off to beat O in the sky
Little did he know Nightmare had a trick
An eensie little secret that he knew could make Kain tick
He can enter minds; oh, how scary!
Of Daaku Sutaa's Pentagram you should be weary
It's the symbol of the Demon
Can hurt you 'till you're screamin'
Can twist reality
And kick your sorry boo-tay
So O-sama knew that he would win
Would kick Kain's ass in time for din'
But don't forget; Kain serves a God
Canal and Vorufied go like peas in a pod
So Kain went and got his butt kicked
Real scared of O cuz' he's a lunatic
But he didn't give up
Just couldn't get enough
Kept going back and losing
Poor O-sama was bored to snoozing
Cuz' he had much more important plans
Had a lot of responsibility in his hands
The thing about being a dark Mazoku King
Is not only that you don't get an Image Song to sing
But also that you have to destroy everything
Got a quest to destroy the world
And as Daaku Sutaa in Nightmare began to unfurl
He seemed kinda' crazy
His ambitions were sort of hazy
Daaku Sutaa's a "bersek demon of destruction"
But O-sama is a berserk demon of seduction
LoN wants me to describe his looks again
But let's suffice to say he's gorgeous as sin
Which works plenty fine for him
For Nightmare-Hilfiger he poses
Cuz' he's hot from his head to his toeses
He's not a PANSY
He's hipper than any Fonzy
But even saying so
He never got to sing in Menudo
Cuz' one day he got too cocky
Or maybe he just wasn't very lucky
And once while he was pummeling Kain into the ground
A brand-new and improved strength in Kain was found!
Standing before the Gates of Dugaradigdu
Poor O didn't have a chance to moo
Or even to cry out, "Oh, poo!"
For on that fateful day, O-sama did die
And then all the world started to cry
What a beautiful corpse, devoured by a demon
The pain of seeing Nightmare dead would have me screamin'
Enough of this tragedy
I'm getting kind of fidgety
Time to go make out with O in a tree

THE END!!!
(Kinda� makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside, don�t it?)