| The Road Trip: Part 1 A Gundam Wing story Wufei: Alright,is everybody in the car? Do I have to go through a checklist? Angel: Go for it! Wufei: (sighs) Whatever you say. Duo. Duo: Present! Wufei: Trowa. Trowa: Here. Wufei: Quatre. Quatre: Here. Wufei: Angel. Angel? For God�s sake,woman! Answer me! Angel: (takes off her head phones) Huh? Oh,here! Wufei: (curses under his breath) And...Heero�s here. Then who are we missing? Selena: Me,doofus. Wufei: (sarcasticly) Right. Selena. How could I forget? Selena: Just drive. Wufei: Okay. Seatbelts. Angel: WE DON�T NEED SEATBELTS! Wufei: Just put the damn thing on kid! (the road trip has started..........I feel sorry for these people) Duo: Okay,music time! Everyone exept Angel: (groans) Angel: Okay! Okay! Okay! What�chya got? Heero: Someone must have put some sugar on her Cheerios this morning. Angel: I HEARD that! Heero: I MEANT for you to hear it. Wufei: (shakes his head) Why me? Angel: I HEARD that too,Justice Boy! Wufei: (says to himself) Keep your eyes on the road,Wufei. Quatre: That�s right,Wufei. You should always keep your eyes on the- Wufei: Can it Blondie! Quatre: (wimpers and starts sobbing on Trowa) Trowa: (pats his head) It�s alright,Quatre. Quatre: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Angel: Man,Boy. I havn�t cried like that since I was a baby. Heero: She�s right you know. Angel: Aw,say out of this. Go back to f**king your girlfriend! Heero: ANGEL! Angel: (sticks out her tongue) Wufei: Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Duo: You think that�s bad? I have to babysit her. Wufei: For once in my life,I feel sorry for you. Angel: Okay you two! (grabs their hair) Duo: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Wufei: OW! OW! NOT WHILE I�M DRIVING! Angel: Fine! (lets go) You get a free ride this time Fei,but I�m watching you. Wufei: Heero,I really think she�s related to you. Angel: DUH! Duo: Angel,that wasn�t a complement. Angel: (pulls his braid again) Duo: OWWWW! OKAY! I�m sorry! Angel: You better be. I�m watching you,too. I�m watching ALL OF YOU! Wufei: Okay, who served her breakfast this morning?! Quatre: I did. But I thought the fruit that I put in it would cut the sugar out. Angel: Uh huh,he put strawberries and bananas and- Wufei: Okay! Kid. Let�s play a little game,shall we? Angel: (perks up) Games? I like games! What�s it called? Wufei: It�s called, Shut-the-Hell-up-before-I-come-back-there-and-kick-your-puny-little-ass! Angel: (gasps) Heero: Oh, now you�ve done it Wufei. Angel: (sobs then starts screaming) Wufei: Kid,please,don�t. Not while I�m driving! Duo,get back there and calm her down! Duo: How? Wufei: I don�t know, work your magic! Duo: (blushes) But,come on,she�s only eight. And her brother�s in the back. Quatre: Baby smasher. Trowa: Ew! That�s disgusting! Wufei: I didn�t mean it THAT way! Heero: Child molester. Duo: I didn�t know what he ment! I mean he said, �Work your magic� and you know- Selena: Ugh! You are disgusting Duo! Quatre: Shhh! Duo: Why? Quatre: She�s asleep. Wufei: Only she could sleep through this. Heero: The kid could sleep through Hell and back. Wufei: Maybe she�ll actually shut up. Angel: (says sleepily) I�m gonna get you for that Wuffie. Wufei: Maybe I�m wrong. To be continued............... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Caitlin: That was fun! Wufei: You turned me into a slobbering idiot! Caitlin: Well,we had to make you do something. Candace: Okay it�s a little OOC. Wufei: A little? Candace: Okay,maybe alot. But,come one,imagine being in the same car with all of them. Wufei: Uh.............. Candace: For 48 hours. Wufei: I see your point. Quatre: Actualy,I�m quite enjoying the whole trip! *everyone looks at Quatre like he�s a mad man* Duo: You�re demented,Man. Heero: He�s blond,Duo. Quatre: One more wise crack about my hair and I swear I�ll- Caitlin: OKAY guys I think we better go! |