Kaa's Harem: Conclusion
by Hypnosnake
WARNING: This last chapter contains Arab-bashing (literally) and is more tongue-in-cheek than the other chapters. But you expect tongue-in-cheek from Roger Rabbit, right?
"Okay, Jessica, one more photo!" The photographer for the Toons Illustrated swimsuit issue barked out. Jessica Rabbit, the glamorous, voluptuous Toon star and wife of Roger Rabbit, modeled in her skimpy bikini. The camera clicked, and the photographer shouted, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Jessica breathed a sigh of relief. It was too bad Roger couldn't be here. By this time a few months from now, this body would be on magazine racks all over the world.
Jessica leaned against a tree. Suddenly, a muscular coil looped around her mouth and pulled her up into the tree's branches!
Unable to scream, unable to bite, Jessica clawed at the muscular bulk constricting her. Then a silky voice rang out, "How naughty."
Jessica turned -- actually, her head was jerked -- to find herself staring into two tunnels of colorful rings. Jessica felt herself falling into them, floating, lost in the hypnotic colors.
"Ssstrip," commanded the voice. Jessica felt her hands groping at the tiny scraps of clothing she wore. The top of her bikini came loose, revealing her massive breasts. The thong similarly came undone, revealing her curved ass and neat bush.
Kaa released her now, and looked her over. He was pleased with what he saw. "Lovely. Now sssleep." Jessica's eyes slid closed, and she breathed like one asleep.
Kaa lifted part of his body over a branch; the rest arranged itself around Jessica in a familiar manner. He lifted Jessica a few inches from the branch she was standing on and spoke. "You sssee nothing; you sssmell nothing; you tassste nothing. All you hear isss my voissce, and all you feel isss my touch."
With that, he proceeded to massage her breasts, pussy, and ass. Jessica's entire body began to receive erotic attention...and with the sensations her only sensory information, Jessica's input-starved brain focused on them...magnified them...was flooded with them...until her body was wracked with an orgasm a hundred times better than anything she'd ever experienced. Her body them continued to shake with minor but still spectacular orgasms. The end of Kaa's tail entered Jessica's mouth, cutting off her screams, and functioning as a dildo which Jessica sucked greedily.
Naturally, when Jessica was discovered missing, it didn't take long for the news to reach the U.S. And once it reached the U.S., it reached Toontown, and the home of Roger Rabbit, who needless to say did not take this situation lying down. (Actually, he did take it lying down, because he fainted. But a bucket of water soon fixed that.) After a few seconds spent comically freaking out and running around the place like a madman (well, technically, a madrabbit, but I'm splitting hares - yuk, yuk), he leaped into Benny the Cab, and they sped to the airport, where he hopped a plane to India.
The photographer had no idea where Jessica was, but when they turned on the TV at his hotel suite, there was a news report about how Agrabah's Sultan was declaring war. Roger happened to notice that a member of the Sultan's harem looked a lot like Jessica. Putting two and two together (and dividing it by the square of the hypotenuse, and...), Roger realized what happened to her. "We gotta go to Agrabah!"
Once in Agrabah, Roger doused himself with invisible ink to sneak past the guards into the palace, and from there into the harem. Finding Jessica, Roger patted her cheek. (The one on her face, you pervos!) "Jessica? Honeybun? Are you okay?" asked Roger softly
"Who's that?" Jessica asked. "Who's there?"
"Jessica, baby! Don't you remember me? Roger? Your honey-bunny?" he asked plaintively.
"I recognize only my master Kaa," said Jessica in an emotionless voice.
"You musta got amnesia or somethin'," Roger deduced. "There's only one way I know to cure that. Sorry, honeybun, but this is gonna hurt me more than it will you." He whipped out a hammer and KLONKed Jessica on the head with it.
When the stars stopped whirling around Jessica's head, she shook it and demanded of her still-invisible husband, "Roger, wherever you are, you'd better have a good reason for doing that." Then she looked at herself and her surroundings. "For that matter, why the hell am I naked, and where am I?"
The noise woke Kaa, who raised his head up out of the center of the harem. "Oh, shit! Now I remember!" exclaimed Jessica. "Roger! Whatever you do, don't look into his eyes!"
"Don't worry, Jessica!" smiled the invisible rabbit. "He'll have to see me first!" He threw Jessica a mallet and a dress. "Here! Grab these!"
Jessica did so gratefully. When Holli, Jasmine, and Mu Lan woke to find Jessica de-enslaved, they lunged for her. Jessica made a wide swing with tha mallet, and connected with all three women.
"Oh, my head...what happened?" asked Jasmine.
"Where am I?" wondered Mu Lan.
"Why the hell am I so exhausted, like I've been fucking for a week?" demanded Holli.
Jessica picked up Holli and ordered Mu Lan and Jasmine, "Get out of here! Go!" They raced out of the harem together.
"Attagirl, Jessica! Get the cops or whatever they got here!" shouted Roger. Unfortunately, he was standing too near a fountain, and the invisible ink began to wash off.
"Ahh! Now I sssee you!" gloated Kaa. He slithered towards Roger. "A shame that I mussst revert to eating rodentsss after tasssting womanflesh, but in your cassse it'll be worth it!"
"Ohhh, no you don't! Not me, bub!" disagreed Roger as he flopped his ears over his eyes to prevent making eye contact with Kaa's hypnotic gaze. Leaping into the air, he let out a mighty KA-WHACK! with his hammer, clobbering Kaa. As luck would have it, he struck the serpent in his hypnotic eyes, rendering them too puffy and black to use on victims.
"The human world hurtsss!" whined Kaa, reverting to a coward. "I'm going back to the jungle!"
"And stay there, ya big galoot!" yelled Roger as Kaa escaped.
Racing out of the harem, Jessica was malleting everyone left and right, just in case they were under a hypnotic spell. She even hammered the Sultan, Aladdin, and the Genie! This went on all night long.
By morning, everyone in Agrabah was free from the spell. At first there were worries of an international incident, but when the Sultan learned that he had already declared war under Kaa's hypnotic influence, he eventually got it straightened out. He embarrasedly called off the previous war, and, since it was obvious that the American Rabbits were in fact trying to prevent an incident, thanked them profusely and wished them a safe journey home. (And the Genie hung around to make sure the wish came true!)
EPILOGUES:
Roger and Jessica made it home without incident. Life for them continued as normal...although Jessica subconsciously remembered certain harem techniques that made their nights in bed very interesting.
The Agrabhians (yeah, that's what I'm calling them) had a funeral for the harem dancers and the jungle girl. The Sultan sent his condolences to the girl's family in India.
Holli developed a reputation for being sexually insatiable, as a result of her non-stop orgasms. She never met anyone, 'noid, Toon, or Doodle, who could satisfy her completely.
Kaa was miserable. He was hungry again, and the pain of having his tail kicked (figuratively speaking) was still with him. Then he heard a noise. Below his tree were two human-like women; one a cat-girl, the other a creature with batwings both on her back and in her hair. From what he could tell of their conversation, one was named Felicia, and the other was Morrigan.
Kaa remembered his vow not to prey on humans...but then again, these creatures were not human.
THE END?
By Hypnosnake