Twist - Chapter 1

"OUT!!" Screeched Ryou Bakura as he opened the front door of his house, threw something shiny out of it with all the force he could muster, then slammed it shut again. The shiny thing bounced once with a clang when it hit the floor then went smashing through the window of a passing car, causing much screeching of brakes and swerving. Then, everything was silent, except for a voice. 
A deep, sexy voice. 
And the deep, sexy voice said...
"Fucking HELL!!!"
It didn't sound very happy.

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When Seto Kaiba got home, there was a package waiting for him. He snarled in a decidedly rabid way and stormed into the house - or mansion if you prefer - carrying the shiny thing that had not ten minutes ago broken the window of his favourite, most badass looking black convertible. He *liked* that car. Whoever thought it amusing to throw stupid shiny things at Seto Kaiba was going to find themselves in a great deal of pain. If he ever found out who it was. Growling, he set the shiny thing on the coffee table and gave it a brief glare, getting the itching feeling he'd seen it before somewhere. Shrugging it off to not enough sleep and too much coffee, he slowly moved his glare from the shiny thing to the package sitting next to it, surprisingly not burning a furrow into the table with the intensity of his scary look. He was not a happy bunny. He was never *really* happy unless he was gloating over something or crushing someone weaker than him, but today he was especially narked off. Everything was going wrong today. Reaching for the package, he tore it open with as much venom as he could muster, because he was a firm believer in taking out anger on inanimate objects. Or people who worked for him.
Opening up the package, he stopped dead as his blood ran cold. In this situation there was really only one thing to say. 
"Fucking HELL!!" 

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He now knew where he'd seen the shiny thing before. By this time, Seto had staggered over to his desk and taken a seat, closing the door to his office first and getting himself a very strong cup of coffee. He got the feeling he was going to need it. In the package had been a note, which had read: 

'To Seto Kaiba,
Please look after this for me while I'm at camp with my friends! I know I can trust you,
Yugi Motou.
P.S, Mou hitori no boku says that if you scratch it he'll tear your spine out. I don't think he really meant that. ^_^'

Underneath the note had been yet another shiny thing. He'd placed it on his desk next to the first shiny thing and was now staring at them both. The first, which had come in the parcel, was the shape of a pyramid and very, very shiny. And gold. The second, which had come crashing through his car window, was also gold, and also very shiny. It was circular and had five sharp points dangling from it. 
Now, Seto Kaiba never claimed to believe in all that Egyptian magic crap. He made a special point of laughing at anyone who *did* believe in it. But, with two of the Sennen items sitting in front of him on his desk, he couldn't help wondering if there was anything *in* them. 'Anything' meaning... spirits, or something... He had no idea. But he picked up the puzzle anyway and turned it over in his hands.
"Hmph. There's nothing in here. It's just a lump of metal." He told himself firmly, severely hoping it was true.
"Don't get your hopes up, that bastard of a pharaoh is in there." A raspy voice hissed right next to his ear, and Seto came very, very close to shrieking. Instead he just turned his head to come face to face with an evil, grinning yami no Bakura, his spiky white hair sticking out at all angles and his bright red eyes glittering with something. Probably insanity. 
"I'm right here, grave robber." Another deep voice said, and Seto looked away from Bakura's crimson gaze to see Yami no Yugi perched on his desk, legs crossed and reading through the note Yugi had sent with the puzzle.
"And I suppose you're expecting me to bow, *pharaoh*." Bakura sneered sarcastically.
"That would be nice." Yami smirked, raising an eyebrow at the tomb robber and setting the note aside, both of them completely ignoring Seto, who was looking back and forth between them trying to figure out a way they could possibly have gotten in without him noticing that didn't involve - heh - magic. He wasn't getting very far.
Bakura gave a mock bow and looked up through his white hair, narrowing his eyes.
"And I suppose you'll be wanting me to get down on my knees and worship you, too?" He said in a husky voice, licking his lips. 
"I doubt you're up to it, tomb robber." Yami challenged, leaning back where he sat on the desk, his arms supporting him as he looked coyly over at the albino thief.
"I doubt you could take it, pharaoh." Bakura returned, sauntering slowly over to the front of the desk. 
Seto watched all this with a raised eyebrow, not quite sure what was going on. These two freaks had just popped up, and now they were - what - flirting? In front of him, in his office, with no regard for where they were, who could see or the fact that they were usually trying to kill each other? 
"Why don't you try it and find out, thief?" Yami purred, his deep purple eyes following Bakura's every move, running over the tight blue jeans and open green shirt he wore like it was eye candy. Which was about right, it *was* eye candy. These thoughts were disturbing Seto greatly.
"Maybe I will..." Bakura hissed, grabbing Yami's slim hips and pulling him close to look down into his half-lidded amethyst eyes.
"Ahem." Seto glared, as the two ancient spirits stared fixedly at each other. Two narrowed gazes were suddenly aimed at him and he would have 'eeped', had he been anyone other than Seto Kaiba.
"What?" Grunted Bakura.
"Is there a problem?" Asked Yami.
"What," Seto growled, "are you freaks doing in my office?"

TBC

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Bakura: Do I get to screw the pharaoh?
Yami: Do I get to kill him?
Kaiba: Do I have to watch?
Koneko: Do I have to gag you all? Shut it, I'm not telling what's going to happen. Although... this doesn't *actually* have much of a plot...
Bakura: But it involves sex?
Koneko: Yes...
Bakura: Then I have no problem with it.