A/N: This is written because I was planning to stick a lemon scene in Sweet Psychosis, but I haven't quite gotten around to it yet. I thought I'd just write this little lime-type thing anyway, and post it because I'm bored, and too hyper to concentrate on writing anything with a plot. Just so you don't get confused, though, this has nothing much to do with Sweet Psychosis, it doesn't affect the plot in any way. It was just an excuse for some perversion and Riho bashing. And yes, Loki is in here! He's pretty much the centre of the story, actually. Evil kitties are fun!!
So Much Better (Than Riho. Heheh.)
"What," Guni asked as she lazed on Shido's desk, looking up at him sleepily, "is your favourite part of your lover."
Shido was leaning back in his chair, staring at the ceiling thoughtfully, since there was nothing else to do. The two of them were alone in the office until Shido decided it was time to go home, which he hadn't done yet on account of the fact that he occasionally had to stay late to make it look like he was working hard. Only Guni knew that on such occasions the closest he ever got to doing any work was managing not to fall asleep.
"His- uh - *her* hair." Shido answered, thinking of chestnut curls then scrapping that image and replacing it with wavy golden locks, a wicked smirk lighting up his face.
"I though you would have said Riho's eyes." Guni commented, yawning.
"Nice eyes..." Shido murmured to himself, thinking not of big, blank blue eyes, instead picturing a pair of cat-like, cunning golden slits that glowed with passion and intelligence.
"Guess so..." Guni mumbled, assuming Shido was thinking of Riho, his very own crazed fangirl stalker. The little green urban good luck fairy settled down against Shido's hat, closing her eyes as she began to fall asleep. "Annoying voice, though." Was her last mumbled sentence before she dozed off, leaving Shido alone with his thoughts.
Annoying. That didn't even come close to describing Riho's patented 'Mr Shido!' screech. Thinking of his pet harpy made Shido shudder, and he decided he'd think about someone with a much nicer voice. A deep, rich, seductive voice with a Transylvanian accent that made him shiver in delight every time he heard it. Following on from that train of thought, Shido pictured long, pale fingers running over his skin and devilish lips being drawn back in a wicked smirk to reveal the tips of a pair of sharp, white fangs. Sharp nails trailing over his skin and the hot breaths of whispered promises in his ear, an elegant golden eyebrow raised in invitation... and then that damned *cat* would probably ruin it all by meowing for food and stealing away *his* Cain, dammit!
Shido growled angrily and promptly fell off his chair, glaring at the ceiling as he lay on his back, his arms folded as he sulked, upside-down. He was pretty sure that Loki was in league with Riho. Or maybe the devil. Either way, every time Cain was in the mood to ravish him senseless, Shido's little feline nemesis would bounce up like the happy bundle of evil he was and distract Cain by putting on a pathetic 'feed me' look and meowing pitifully. Damn him. So it had been *days* since his last ravishing, and it was starting to get annoying. If only he had a car, he could run Loki over and say it was an accident. Or maybe he could feed the furball some firecrackers and tell Cain his cat had just spontaneously combusted? No. Unlike Riho, Cain wasn't stupid enough to fall for that. So Shido had to *suffer* without sex, and he was *almost* desperate enough to go call Riho. Almost.
//Where are you, and why aren't you here taking advantage of me, damn it!?// Shido finally whined to his mate, wherever the golden-haired vampire happened to be at that moment.
//Actually, I was quite enjoying listening to you rambling on about my eyes, and my hair. Do feel free to continue.// Cain said in his smug voice, laughing when Shido scowled.
//Hmph. I'm coming over, kick that cat out so I don't 'accidentally' crush it into the carpet.// Shido muttered, getting a very enjoyable mental image of stomping on Loki.
//Loki says he would be happy to vacate the house for a few hours.// Cain smirked.
//Damn straight,// Shido replied, scowling. //Tell him I said I hope he gets eaten by a dog.//
//Loki says he loves you too.//
Shido fought back the sudden urge to kill something and stood up, careful not to wake Guni. With a final, evil scowl of death, he grabbed his coat and stalked out the door.
//Damned cat.// He muttered, sulking.
* * *
Shido sat in Cain's library, waiting for his mate to join him. Which meant that he was alone. In the library. With that *cat*. Apparently it hadn't gone out yet, but had stuck around especially to say goodbye to Shido personally. Loki was sat on the footstool in front of the chair Shido was lounging in, staring at him fixedly. And staring. And still staring...
"Stop staring at me, dammit!" Shido finally snapped, baring his fangs at the kitten, who returned the action.
The purple haired vampire wondered with a scowl why Cain never believed him when he tried to insist that Loki was plotting his death. It was charming, Cain would believe his pet over his lover. Of course, Loki acted perfectly cute and adorable when Cain was around, so the story about the little grey kitten wanting to cause harm to anyone, let alone drop a piano on Shido, seemed slightly less credible.
Suddenly as strange hissing noise caught Shido's attention and he looked down at Loki, his eyes widening. The cat was laughing at him! He hadn't even known that cats could laugh, but apparently Loki was giving it his best effort. Little furry bastard!
"Laugh while you can, someday you'll be part of a coat." Shido scowled at the kitten, who hiccupped another laugh and rolled onto his back, hanging his head over the side of the footstool so that he could continue to watch Shido, now upside down.
//Your cat is watching me!!// Shido whined mentally to Cain, who was still in the shower.
//He must like you.// Cain replied, and Shido scowled again as the kitten grinned at him evilly, narrowing its cute, bright blue eyes to wicked little slits.
//He wants to kill me!// Shido tried, whimpering as Loki nodded at him. Apparently the psycho kitten could hear their conversations too. Lovely. Was nothing sacred, dammit?!
//I'm fairly sure he doesn't, my Shido.// Cain disagreed, wondering for the millionth time what Shido had against kittens.
Loki shook his head and continued to stare right into Shido's eyes, which was starting to scare him.
//He won't stop staring at me!// Cain's mate whimpered, making the sign of the cross at the kitten, who rolled over again so that he was the right way up and gave a long, low growl.
//Amusing as it is, your fear of kittens is rather disturbing, my Shido.// Cain said, sighing as the hot water from the shower drenched him.
//I'm not afraid of kittens! Just this one, that's all!// Shido ranted. Loki hissed and stood up on his back legs, extending his claws and batting at the air in Shido's direction, wobbling slightly. //Argh! That's it, I'm not sitting on my own in here with this demented pet from hell anymore, I'm coming up!// Shido announced, glaring at Loki one more time before getting up and stalking off, out of the library and up the huge staircase to where Cain's large bathroom was.
* * *
Cain worried about Shido. He was clearly insane. Not that it deducted from his charms, it was just slightly strange that he would be afraid of a kitten, who he claimed was trying to murder him. It was all highly dubious.
At that moment the door flew open and Shido stomped in, slamming it closed behind him.
"That cat is evil." He muttered, before the sight of Cain naked in the shower made him completely forget about Loki altogether.
"Perhaps you would like to join me?" Cain smirked, seeing his mate's eyes glaze over with lust. Always a good sign.
"Perhaps I will." Shido replied, smirking wickedly as he stripped and tugged the tie out of his hair, letting the long, silky purple locks cascade down over his shoulders. Stretching lithely to click his back, Shido watched Cain's eyes burn their way down his body before the golden haired vampire opened the glass shower door and beckoned enticingly for Shido to join him.
Never able to resist such temptation, Shido slinked over and stepped into his mate's strong arms, the almost scolding water soaking him and plastering his hair to his skin.
"Delicious..." Cain whispered, then leant down and kissed Shido possessively, moving down to the smaller vampire's throat and nipping at the sensitive skin with his fangs.
"Don't tease me! Your evil cat has ensured that I've been deprived of sex for *days* and I'm very high maintenance! I need it now, dammit!" Shido moaned, sighing in pleasure when Cain bit down into his throat with a low chuckle, at the same time shoving Shido up against the tiled shower wall and lifting one of his legs. No preparation, of course. After all, a little rough sex now and then never hurt anyone. Much. Fun, though.
Shido groaned as Cain filled him, his head falling back to lean against the wall behind him so that Cain could have better access to his throat. He couldn't help thinking, as he wrapped his legs around Cain's waist and buried his hands in his mate's wet, golden hair, that Loki could be as evil as he wanted because in the end, Cain was *his*! Mwahah.
* * *
Cain carried his exhausted little mate out of the bathroom after drying them off, and made his way to one of the huge bedrooms to sleep as the sun began to rise. As he pulled the covers up over them, though, a little silver ball of fur hopped up onto the bed and snuggled up right next to Shido, who was asleep. Cain considered moving Loki, but in the end he smiled at the cute picture the two made and left the kitten there. After all, it would be a nice surprise for Shido when he woke up, right?
Loki, meanwhile, cracked one sleepy blue eye open and gave a kitten grin. He could just imagine the screams.
End!
Ta daa! Ok, so that had nothing to do with anything, but I wanted to stick Loki in a bit more and he's too cute to leave out.