A/N: 'Osiris' is Slifer the Sky Dragon to dub fans. I think.
Queation Time 24
Ryou: What... are you doing? *blink*
Bakura: *Has made hundreds of tiny snowmen and is now looking pleased with himself* Setting the scene for some destruction??
Ryou: ...? Argh! *Yelps as Marik pops up from nowhere and grins insanely* What are you doing here?
Marik: Ask him. *Points at Bakura, who is cackling wickedly and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of... something*
Ryou: What is he doing here? *points to Marik*
Bakura: Shhh, hikari! We're playing a *game*!
Ryou: Gods, no... *groan*
Marik: I want to be Ra!!
Bakura: Fine, I get to be Osiris!!
Ryou: *blink* What?
Bakura: Ryou, Ryou, do you want to be Obelisk? Go on, go on, go on!! We need three!!!! *Giggling madly*
Ryou: Erm...
Bakura: Good! Ok, go! *Stomps on a tiny snowman* Mwahahahah!!!!
Marik: *Also stomping on snowmen* Mwahahahah!!! Fear me, tiny snow people!!! Tremble in fear at my bigness!!!
Ryou: 'Bigness' is not a word.
Bakura: Does anyone care? HAHAHAHA!!! Die! Die! Die! Die!! *Splatters snowmen with his feet*
Marik: Mwahah, cower in fear!!! *Grabs a convenient tree branch and uses it to wallop one of the poor snowmen, splattering it thoroughly*
Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Kicks the head off a tiny snow person, grinning like a psychopath*
Ryou: Erm... I'm going to leave now...
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[2nd Part, with Ryou and Bakura at home.]
Bakura: I've been a *good* boy all day, so can I go play with Marik now? Pleeease hikari? Pleasepleaseplease??
Ryou: I beg to differ. What did you do to the neighbour's cat? The old lady next door was shrieking about it earlier.
Bakura: Mr. Fluffikins?
Ryou: Yes.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You didn't feed it to that *thing*, did you?
Bakura: Frankensnakie's not a thing!!
Ryou: Then what is it? You can't call that creature an animal, technically it shouldn't even be alive. It has the head of a snake, the body of a hampster, the tail of the *rest* of the snake you used for the head, the feet of some sort of huge bird... thing, and bat wings!
Bakura: Yup! It's a Frankensnakie! Look, isn't he cuuuute??
Ryou: Argh! Get that disgusting thing away from me!!
Bakura: Aww, now look, you hurt his feelings!
Frankensnakie: Meow! Grrr... Hissss....
Ryou: ...What?
Frankensnakie: Yip?
Bakura: That's *right*, Frankensnakie, Ryou is a big meanie, isn't he?
Ryou: *blink* *I'm* mean? You're the one who killed a bunch of animals and sewed random bits of them together to make that freak!
Frankensnakie: Mew??
Bakura: Don't worry Frankensnakie, you're not a freak. Ryou's just bitter because I have a better pet than him.
Ryou: I don't have a pet at all!
Bakura: See? So mine is better!
Frankensnakie: Sshnufff?
Bakura: Exactly.
Ryou: ...I'm just going to pretend we never had this conversation. It's so much easier than trying to understand you.
Bakura: You do that!
Frankensnakie: Scree!
Ryou: ANYway, back to what you did to that cat.
Bakura: What about what I did to it?
Ryou: Bakura... Tell me where the cat is before I get uncharacteristically violent.
Bakura: Erm...
Ryou: You've already said that.
Bakura: Fine, fine. It bit me, so I drenched it in petrol and lit it, ok? Heheh. You should have seen it streak off down the road in a huge, screeching fireball! It was great! Oh, and then Frankensnakie and I ate it once it'd cooked properly. It was a bit charred, but we just covered it in barbeque sauce and it tasted fine. Did you want us to save you some?
Ryou: Oh, good lord...
Frankensnakie: *hic!*
TBC
Next chapter is my last one, the Kuro no Hoshi is taking over. She's even more crazy than me so you know it'll be great. And yeah, for the person who reviewed on FFN, I totally did nick this from Calvin and Hobbes. ^_^;;