Question Time 19
[At Ryou's house with Bakura, Ryou and Yugi.]
Ryou: I'm doing a psychology paper for school, and I need you two to help me.
Yugi: Ok!
Bakura: Meh.
Ryou: I'm glad you both want to help me so much. Right, here's what we do. I'll say a word, and you both have to say the first thing that pops into your heads. Understand?
Yugi: Yep!
Bakura: Meh.
Ryou: Good. Alright, the first word is 'tree'.
Yugi: Bunny!
Bakura: Vines of death.
Ryou: Riiight. How about 'house'?
Yugi: Teddy bear!
Bakura: Corpse in the basement.
Ryou: Lovely. Next is 'snail'.
Yugi: Puppy dog!
Bakura: Crunchy.
Ryou: 'Candle'?
Yugi: Kitty cat!
Bakura: Pyromania.
Ryou: 'Juice'?
Yugi: Butterflies!
Bakura: Blood. I'm having this sudden urge to hit Yugi with something, is that normal?
Ryou: Perfectly. Now 'lion'.
Yugi: Love!
Bakura: Strapping Yugi to the ironing board and *ironing* him.
Ryou: I'm going to get an F. Ok, how about 'computer'?
Yugi: Baby seals!
Bakura: Blunt force trauma.
Ryou: 'Mice'?
Yugi: Birdies!
Bakura: Blender.
Ryou: 'Fire'?
Yugi: Marshmallows!
Bakura: Arson.
Ryou: If my teacher tells me I'm making this stuff up, I'm going to introduce her to you two. The next word is 'sport'.
Yugi: Hide and seek!
Bakura: Baseball bat, hockey stick, tennis racket, grievous bodily harm, jail sentence.
Ryou: Okaaaay. Let's try this one. 'Star'?
Yugi: Yami!
Bakura: The Pharaoh's idiotic hairstyle.
Ryou: 'Rabbit.'
Yugi: Mr. Snuggles!
Bakura: Rabies.
Ryou: 'Needle.'
Yugi: Dolphins!
Bakura: Ebola virus.
Ryou: 'Cold'?
Yugi: Mr. Polar Bear!
Bakura: Body in the deep freezer. By the way, has anyone explained to this brat that if he were to actually go up and try to pet a Polar Bear, it would probably rip his face off and feed his bloody remains to its children?
Ryou: Don't ruin it for him, Bakura. 'Obsessive'.
Yugi: Elephant!
Bakura: Kaiba.
Ryou: 'Denial'.
Yugi: Fluffy tiger!
Bakura: Stupid blonde dog-thing.
Ryou: I'm assuming you mean Jounouchi. 'Bat'.
Yugi: Fox!
Bakura: Vampire. Blood. Leather. Stupid pharaoh. *twitch*
Ryou: 'Insane.'
Yugi: Bakura.
Bakura: Yeah, me.
Ryou: 'Card'.
Yugi: Duel monsters! Kuriboh! Yami!!
Bakura: Paper cuts.
Ryou: What??
Bakura: Do you have any idea how many paper cuts I get shuffling that Ra-damned stupid deck of yours? And why the hell do paper cuts hurt more than big, bloody cuts, anyway?
Ryou: I have absolutely no idea. Nor do I care.
Bakura: Meh.
Ryou: 'Jello'.
Yugi: Ice cream!
Bakura: Useless slippery disgusting tasteless watery slime like everything else you cook.
Ryou: *glare* 'Couch'?
Yugi: Popcorn!
Bakura: Where I'm sleeping tonight?
Ryou: Damn right.
TBC
Poor Bakura. Or poor Ryou? I have no idea. And look, I made little Yugi insane! Go me!!