Warnings: Naked bishies. Really!
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Enjoy...
Question Time 18
[At Yugi's house]
Yugi: What's up, Jou? You look weird.
Jou: Weird? Oh, thanks a lot.
Yugi: You know what I mean! Not weird like Bakura and Ryou, just weird as in less happy than usual.
Jou: Oh.
Yugi: And are you going to tell me why?
Jou: Kaiba.
Yugi: Oh? What did he do now, rape you?
Jou: *blink*
Yugi: What??
Jou: ...nothing. Anyway, I was whining at him because he totally skipped the romance and dating part of our 'relationship' and got straight to the...erm... other bits.
Yugi: Sex?
Jou: Er... yeah. And some other stuff, but you really don't need to know about that because if I tell you I think Yami will hurt me.
Yugi: Ok!
Jou: So anyway, he finally agreed to take me out on a date because I followed him to work and didn't stop whining even when he threatened to have me shot.
Yugi: He'd really shoot you?!
Jou: Hah! Of course not! He'd pay someone else to do it. Anyway, that's not the point!
Yugi: Then what is the point?
Jou: I don't know what to wear.
Yugi: *That's* your big crisis?!
Jou: Yes?
Yugi: Fiiiine. Ooh, Yami and I can help!!! YAMI!!! Get in here!!!!
Yami: *From the next room* But Jerry Springer is on!!
Yugi: NOW, OR NO SEX TONIGHT!!
Yami: Yes, dear. *slinks in the room looking whipped*
Jou: Hey, I thought you were supposed to be all sweet and innocent!
Yugi: *sweet smile* I am!
Yami: *mutter*
Yugi: Right, Yami, we have to help Jou pick out some clothes for his date with Kaiba tonight.
Jou: ...yeah. Worried now...
Yami: I'll get the leather.
Yugi: I'll get the buckles!
Jou: I'll just stand here looking disturbed.
Yami: Ok, your regular clothes are in the way, so they must be sent to the shadow realm. *sends Jou's clothes to the realm of evil scary things*
Jou: Argh! *naked*
Yugi: *snicker*
Jou: Could you please not do that?!
Yami: Too late, already done it.
Yugi: Here, you can put on these leather pants to cover yourself up. And look, they even have studs down the sides!
Jou: These should be illegal.
Yami: They are illegal.
Jou: ...riiiight. By the way, I had no idea you could send people's clothes to the shadow realm.
Yami: Fun, isn't it?
Jou: Have you ever done it to your opponent in the middle of a duel?
Yami: Would I do something that dishonourable?
Yugi: Yup.
Jou: So what happened?
Yami: It didn't work.
Jou: Why?
Yami: I tried it on Kaiba.
Jou: So it didn't make his clothes vanish?
Yami: It did, he just didn't care.
Jou: ...what?
Yami: I sent his clothes to the shadow realm, and he just looked down at himself standing there completely naked, shrugged, and got on with the duel.
Jou: Weird. Was anyone watching, other than you?
Yami: Malik, Marik, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Mokuba, Otogi and Honda.
Yugi: Mokuba screamed. So did Honda.
Jou: I'm not surprised.
Yami: Bakura and Marik want me to teach them how to banish clothes. Do you think I should?
Jou: It could mean the end of civilization, but it's really up to you. Are all these buckles really necessary?
Yugi: Absolutely!
Jou: What the hell is that?!
Yugi: Eyeliner?
Jou: You want to put *makeup* on me?!
Yami: I wear that.
Jou: Er-I mean, not that there's anything *wrong* with guys wearing makeup...
Yugi: Hold still... There, you look very pretty!
Jou: *squeak* Pretty?!
Yami: Sexy.
Jou: I'm scared...
Yami: *purr* You should put some chains on that outfit.
Jou: Yugi! Save me from Yami!
Yugi: Oh, chains! I totally forgot about them!
Jou: What?! Hey, what the- I'm not wearing this, I look like a whore!
Yugi: Yup!
Yami: Heheheh.
Jou: Kaiba's going to take one look at this outfit and skip dinner.
Yami: Don't pretend you don't like it.
Yugi: Yep, romance is overrated.
Yami: True. Sex is a lot more fun.
Jou: Can I please leave now?? *whimper*
TBC