Question Time 10
Seto: Argh!!
Jou: Mmnnh? Wha-?
Seto: I said 'argh.'
Jou: Oh. Why??
Seto: Because your feet are cold, dammit!
Malik: Cut them off. That's what I'd do.
Jou: Hey! I need those for walking and stuff!
Seto: What time is it?
Malik: Seven in the morning.
Jou: Cool, I've never been awake at seven in the morning. Let alone awake at seven in the morning and in bed with two guys.
Malik: There's a first time for everything.
Seto: I just hope Mokuba doesn't walk in.
Jou: This was your idea, you know.
Malik: It was a good idea, though.
Seto: True.
Jou: Still, it's your fault I'm here.
Seto: No it isn't, you have a mind of your own. Somewhere. Maybe.
Jou: I get the picture! Jerk. Anyway, you seduced me!
Malik: I'd hardly call saying 'come to my house and we'll have a threesome' seduction.
Seto: Actually, that's pretty much what I said.
Jou: No you didn't! You said 'come sit on my lap and let me molest you'!
Malik: Ooh, kinky.
Seto: Oh, yeah, I did say that.
Jou: See?
Malik: Still, not very subtle.
Seto: If I was subtle he'd probably miss it. He's not the brightest crayon in the box and I think innuendo is a little too deep for him.
Jou: Oi! I am here, you know!
Malik: He's right and you know it. Anyway, who cares if you're as dense as they come? You're cute and blonde, you'll do fine. It works for me.
Jou: But that's not the point...
Seto: I should have a harem.
Jou: I mean, I-...What?? Where the hell did that come from?
Seto: What? They always have those in films, and then I could lock you in a room with a swimming pool in the middle, and you could be my personal sex slave. Doesn't that sound fun?
Jou: ...
Malik: Can I join?
Seto: Sure, maybe I'll lock Otogi in there, too. He'll enjoy it.
Jou: ...
Malik: Can I bring my yami?
Seto: I suppose, as long as he doesn't kill anyone or destroy anything.
Malik: Do you think Bakura would join in?
Seto: And Ryou, and maybe Yami and Yugi.
Jou: Uh...
Seto: I think my puppy would look good in silk. What do you think?
Malik: You're right, gold silk. With those little metal cuffs on his wrists and his ankles.
Seto: And a collar.
Malik: And chains.
Seto: And-
Jou: Hey!!! I'm not a slave, you know!
Malik: Yet.
Seto: And Yami and Yugi could bring all that leather they always wear.
Malik: And we could make Ryou wear white silk. He'd look good in white silk.
Seto: Bakura would look good in black silk.
Jou: Am I missing something here?
Seto: It wouldn't surprise me.
Jou: Shut up. So you're just going to kidnap all our friends and lock them in a room to use as your personal slaves, right? And you don't think they'll mind that?
Malik: No?
Seto: I expect they'll enjoy it.
Jou: I feel very out of my depth with this whole harem-perversion thing.
Malik: Just go with it.
TBC
That one was very strange and a bit hentai. Well, I enjoyed it!