Hair: Black, curly and shoulder-length. Yeah, I dye it. More trouble than it's worth, believe me.
Eyes: Blue, blue blue. Nope, not the interesting blue that can change with my mood or the light, just plain, boring blue. Although blue may be my favourite colour, for some reason I always wanted green eyes. I guess we all want what we can't have. Of course, I could just buy contacts but putting them in would be a bitch.
Build: Average-ish and curvy. Yup, that's one thing I like about me. Curvy-ness. ^_^
Height: Too damn short!!!
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, leaning towards being stark raving gay at the moment. I hate most straight men. *scowl* I figured hey, why not just get a girlfriend instead?? Not that I did, I'm still single. *Sniffle* Actually, it's not that bad. Relationships are overrated. Apparently there's a guy who likes me, and I really hope he doesn't ask me out. Weird thing to say, huh? Well he knows my family, so I can't just say 'go stick your head in an oven, I'm gay.' Or even 'Grow a pair of breasts and maybe then you'll have a chance.' Nope, gotta play nice, so I'll have to make something up, like good old: 'piss off, the shape of your head disturbs me.' He has this really long head...
Obsessions: Rock music, pretty little goth guys licking various sticky food-type things off each other, yaoi (well duh...), yuri (not quite so obvious. Been meaning to write some, just afraid nobody would read it. ^_^), anime, manga, fanfiction, getting out of getting a job, cheesecake, maple syrup, cats, starving my neopet until it dies.... It hasn't died yet. I don't think it ever will, but I check it every now and then to make sure.
How I spend my life: Sponging money off my mum like a teenage money-sucking parasite, laughing about the fact that she hasn't kicked me out yet, wondering when she's going to kick me out, wasting taxpayer's money by claiming unemployment benefits because I'm too lazy to get off my ass and get a job, listening to my mum and my friend Sarah whining on about their boyfriends, listening to my music as loud as it will go, picking up all my junk after the loud music has made the various bits and pieces my room is filled with dance themselves off the shelves from the vibrations, pampering my kittens Cid and Vincent, obsessing over anime and manga, drooling over bishonen, laughing at vegetarians (Too many in my family. No, I have nothing against animals, I just don't feel particularly guilty about killing them. Hey, I'm higher up on the foodchain, I figure it's ok. Besides, does anyone ever ask vegetarians if they hate plants??), thinking up sick fantasies when I should be paying attention to stuff...
Weird fetishes: Sure you want to know?? I have this thing about pretty boys wearing French maid outfits. *shrug* Go read 'Sympathy for the Devil' and 'Sweet Psychosis', I put that in both. Maple Syrup is another one, it tastes soooo good. *Grin* I like the good old whips, chains and leather bondage type stuff, but that's 'cause I'm a goth (sort of), and it's just being in character. I like corsets, too, goth girls in corsets are sexy.
Lately I have been mostly: Hitting the bloody computer until it obeys me like it damned well should, fighting my way through the most pathetically simple parts of this pagebuilder, going for job interviews and trying very hard to fail them, so I don't have to get a job but I look like I'm trying... Yup, I'm a bad person. Heheh. I suppose I should get a job sooner or later, though, because I really want to move out of my house and get my own flat, then fill it with anime!!! Mwahahah!!!
Ok, that's enough ranting for now, catch you later!!