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S.C.U.M. wins big at "Big Game"

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-Zero

S.C.U.M. was in attendence for "The Big Game" at X-treme paintball park. Rick, Kenny, and Jay were available. During registratin Ex-member of S.C.U.M. Dan Klingler (aka Beaver) informed them that he would be reffing. (Jay's eyes lit up at that point) Rick has won the MVP for this one, his 700 yard run with the flag and dodgeing fire with enough grace to hang the flag still. So to make a long story short, after many kills, and Jay shooting beave in the stomich from a very long range (GOOD SHOT JAY!) The blue team won. Scores:

Blue
2 flag hangs: value of 50 points a peace = 100
183 kills =183 points

Red
2 flag hangs: value of 50 points a peace = 100
83 kills = 83

Jay freed from hell!!!!!!!!!!

After a year and a half Patty and Jay have called it quits. We here at S.C.U.M. think its for the best for him. Rick thinking it is his deutity to keep Jay happy decided to kidnap him. So they took him to that Cess pool called "The East Side". There he met a stripper named Nikki and had way too much to drink.... When asked what he remembers Jay said: "I dunno, I woke up on my basement floor and coulden't remember what happen!"

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