12 things that sound dirty in paintball, but arn't:
12. Plugs in, masks off.
11. I have all the parts for my cocker, I just need a 3-way
10. Hey I need more balls!
09. Thats way to fast, you need to slow it down.
08. As soon as you guys are ready, we can go agen.
07. No wonder its not shooting , my balls are mishapein
06. My equipment is so old, its unreliable
05. OH his is bigger than mine.
04. PUSH! PUSH!
03. I'll take the front, you take the rear.
02. Get on top of them.

and the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in paintball is:

01. I'm covered in white goo!!!!!!
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