Murphy's law's of Paintball warfare

This is all paintball wisdom passed down from team to team. I also am a very big fan of Murphy, and hold these truths to be self evadent. Enjoy
-Jay

1. Friendly fire - isn't!
2. Auto Loaders - Can't!
3. Suppressive fire - won't!
4. You are not Superman! Please take note.
5. A welt is natures way of telling you to slow down.
6. If its stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid!
7. Try to look unimportant: The enemy may be low on paint, and may not want to waste it.
8. If at first you don't succeed, throw a squad buster.
9. If you are forward of your position, your arttillery will fall short.
10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
11. If your attack is going really well, its an ambush.
12. The enemy diverson your ignoring is their main attack.
13. The enemy only attacks on two occasions:
       --When their ready
       --When your not
14. The easy way is always full of snipers.
15. No OPLAN ever survives intal contact.
16. DON'T DRAW FIRE!!!!! It irritates everyone around you.
17. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
18. If you have secured the area; make sure the other team knows it.
19. If the flag is in the open, the snipers already have you in the crosshairs
20. Tracer paintballs work both ways.
21. Walking point = sniper bait.
22. Pro paintball players are predictable, the world is full of dangerous newbees.
23. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up!
24. Squad Busters are equal oppertunity weapons.
25. Suqad Busters are the ultamet close range weapon.
26. The one item you need is always in short supply.
27. The cavalry dosen't always come to the rescue.
28. When in doubt, empty your hopper.
29. One enemy player isn't enough, but two is entirely too many!
30. The newest and least expearenced player will usualy win the game.
31. Beer math: 2 beers times 37 men = 49 cases
      Paintball math: 2 teams of 25 men, plus 2 probbable, and 3 walk-ons = 147 men KIA per game
32. Friends don't let friends buy Brass Eagle products.
33. Murphy was a grunt.
34. You can't wipe a welt.