| Paintball Game Quotes: |
| "Oh shit I missed!" said by Jay after missing his shot at Rick during their duel. |
| "My Ex-husband told me to point and pull the trigger untill the body falls to the ground." said by Patty when asked if she could handle a paintball gun |
| Jay: So Matt what do you think of Carie? Matt: I dunno, shes cute Jay: Well you know.... Hold on one sec (POP POP POP) YA WHOSE YOUR DADDY? Now what was I saying? conversation from a bunker |
| Jay: Hey Rick, (fires at rick) why don't you join my team, and we'll go and kill off everyone in the next bunker. Rick: (running behind a wall) this team will we have meetings? Jay: Ofcorse! Rick: No meetings (fires back) wooded feald at X-treme paintball |
| (faint voice) "No....." said by Robo-chick (daneese) when asked to surrender, because she was out numbered 7-1 and stuck in the corner of the castle at X-treme Paintball, side note Jay ordered the castle to be burned, but the refs told him no. |
| Jay: Now I want you to remember today that nobody ever won a paintball game by dieing for his team, he did it by makeing the outher guy die for his. I quote Tupac Shaquar : Fu*k em' all watch 'em fall!!! You are no longer thrill seekers of X-treem sports. You are now a minister of death preying for war. We are going to murder the outher team. Were going to skin them alive, cut off ther heads, hollow out their skulls and drink beer from them! What ever is left of the body we will use to greese the treads of our tanks! (sees Rick raise his hand).... what is it Rick?.... Rick: Ummmm Jay, we don't have any tanks bud....... actual speech and diolog from a pre-game pep talk |
| "If you ask someone to surrender, and they say no, then as they say in East St. Louis....Cap their ass!" reff at Bush Wackers Paintball |
| "The Tippman model 98, the marker for when you must kill every last mother fu*ker in the room!" Jay when asked wich is better a Tippman or a Spyder. |
| "The PMI-3, its not a gun, its a bludgening tool!" said by Matt upon finding out Ricks old PMI-3 waighs 10 lbs |
| "Paint tase like crap!" said by Beaver, after Jay shot him in the face and asked what beaver thought of paintball |
| "I love the smell of CO2 in the morning, it smells like victory!" said by Kenny at the start of every game |
| "Chaos, panic, disorder... my work here is done." said by Rick |
| Jay: Ok, I'm hit. Who is left? Corey: Beaver, thats it. Jay: Shit, and we haven't killed anone else have we? Rick: Nope. Other Team: OK where is he? (Beaver stands up) Beaver: (yelling) Hey I'm over here!!!!! (gun shots) Beaver: Hit!!!!!! Speed Ball cort at X-treem Paintball |
| Jay: Ok what side are they comeing from? (Jay gets a sea full of dumb founded faces) Rick: Hey Beaver!!!!! Why don't you and our fearless leader go check the right flank. Beaver: Um, ok. (off they go down the path) Jay: hey beaver I think we have a sniper.... Beaver: Really, where? (splat) Beaver: Hit! Jay: Ok their comeing on the right. Bush Wackers Paintball Park |
| "The Defence department regrets to inform you that Jay is dead because he was stupid!" said by Rick, after seeing Jay get shot 12 times. Turns out Jay jumped over a bunker and landed infront of 6 guys who were on the outher team. He was shot 6 times in the chest, 2 times in the arm, 3 in the leg, and one in a place we won't talk about!!!!! |
| Jay: I have only two rules: 1. Everyone fights, no one quits 2. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you, and beleave me I have no quams about fraging my own team members. Just ask Beaver. Beaver: He's not jokeing. Jay: Welcome to S.C.U.M. Jay talking to Robo-chick her first game. |
| "Can I take two guns??" said by Joe |