And feed it to the cat,
Then cut its fucking head off,
For Being a furry twat!
Plum is plum,
A kiss aint a kiss without some tounge.
So open ur mouth and close ur eyes
And give ur tounge sum exercise
And I can't get to sleep,
So i tried counting sheep,
Now u can't wake me from slumber
All the teachers thought he was the best,
Then Kolly came in,
With a petrol Tin
And burned the sad bastard to death!
Who set sail away on his junk,
While dreaming of Venus,
He played with his penis,
Till he floated away in the spunk.
Who the hell you are I think,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
Rally don't know who's me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up.
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
But the dog couldn't wait,
so when dinner was late,
he ordered a pizza by phone.
I love her in her nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across her tits
Jesus Christ Almighty !
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
ME...... the one who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long run to get beer
SO...... I'll have another beer
LA...... I'll have another beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer
That will bring us back to DOUGH
He was blown off his feet by a rocket
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his arse
And his willy was found in his pocket !
Liked to bugger a woman a funnyway.
If he wasn't quite sure,
Which hole he should bore.
It was the smell that was the dead giveaway !
Who ecked out a living through sin.
She didn't mind fucking,
But much preferred sucking,
And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.
Thought a gang-bang would make life complete.
Fifteen men and a dog
All went the whole hog.
And she left a snail trail down the street !
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
It takes lots of pluck,
To have a cold fuck.
But think of the money he'll save !
With slits right up the sides
And everytime she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one...
It Hurts
I'm sure you can't imagine
it's as simple as can be
the place is very private
the players are he and she
She whispers softly it will hurt
of course not he replied
It's just a simple proscess
lay back and close your eyes
She say's I'm rather frightned
I've never done this before
He wanted to continue
it won't hurt much more
It's getting rather painfull
as tears come to her eyes
it's hurting something awful
it must be quite a size
Calm yourself my darling
the pleasure refolds your sin
Now open slightly
so I can fit more in
Suddenly with a jerk
she gave a shout
Now that it's all over with
He slowly pulled it out
*Now if you read this carefully
you will find
it's not what you think
it's just your dirty mind
It is just a visit to the dentist!!!
