| Tuesday 3rd December, Morning Job seekers. Anyways sos i havn't updated my site in yonks and yonkles but i havn't been able to update it on me own comp cos its screwed up! I'm like on a skool comp now which i do for like 20 mins every thursday so i'll try to keep updating this page and stuff like poems and jokes. OK stuff thats happened when i wasn't doing anything to the site: erm... OK someone i don't think i mentioned on me site b4, Ian Prescott, anyways one day while playing basketball he took out loads of the girls and guys playing with him and repeatedly ran headfirst into a wall when he sprinted and couldn't stop. Also titch informs me that Prescott kinda got mad with him today and like walked off. but they made up after. other stuff... erm...erm...erm...???...erm... Dan and titch shaved their hair off ages ago and looked stupid but its back now. That was just pointless so i'm gonna stop writing now. |
| Friday 31st May, Field Day: Day 2, Some River Today was much better then yesterday. Chris most of the work while the rest of us sunbathed, ate(again), and generally dossed. Nothing too exciting happened (unless my 2 year old, �3 watch with a broken strap falling into the river and floating away could be called exciting) but there was the thing at the end where we were allowed to get the girls wet in da river, well actually we all got wet and my quif nearly went down (shock horror) cos i was like underwater. Unfortunately the girls wore tops that were not white which was bad. |
| Friday 10th May, Nearly evry1 in skool has started coming to me telling me stuff that i could put on this site now. Today (whilst playing football on with a real football) I was informed that barnes smashed 3 window paynes at once when he attempted to kick his own novelty sized tennis ball but his shoe flew off and smashed em. Unfortunately i wasn't there to see it. Also today i got bollocked by Leanne for putting the below statement! (sorry) (i'm not removing it tho) (it should be an honour to be on my site) |
| Friday 3rd May, During football 2day Dan and Rik both scored superb goals against the team which happened to have chris lee in nets (can't have been that hard) but while i was in nets nobody scored. YAY! (and i'm a krap keeper ususally). |
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| Monday 29th april 'The gang' has decided to make a film called 'SPANK THE MONKEY' in the half term b4 the exams! Aren't we clever! |
| Tuesday 30th april, Ian Duncan admits he has a book of all the male prostitutes in the area! I do believe thats not quite normal. |
| Thursday 25th april' I have been informed by my personally appointed spies that chris lee has asked helen thrower out !!!AGAIN!!! I was also informed that he was rejected...silly boy. |
| Thursday 2nd may, Today, Andrew Hume (otherwise known as Pume) threw one of those lil whight shotputs at Harriots head! Wot a dumass! In case u didn't hear, Mr Taylor said (actually he shouted in a very loud voice) to Pume "Ur neva gonna throw a shot, javelin, or discuss again!" We can all feel a lot safer now. |
| Wednesday mayday, Jimbob n Mat had a fite 2day in 4th year locker place in 38 block. According to Mat there was smashed heads, bust lips and messed up hair in the fight. Then along came Mr Watson and spanked them (actulally he shouted at them but the thing i put looks funnier) |
| Wednesday 8th may, KGS Sports Day news! * Mat Barnes was, for the third year running, the only person running with no shoes! *Rik (the running man) missed out on the KGS 1500m record by half a second. Soooooo close *Nicky long...YES NICKY LONG!, actually dropped out of the 1500m!!!!!!!!!!(shock horror)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was either bcos of his VERY bad leg or he was intimidated by Leanne (Bonney). |
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| Tuesday 14th May, After many athletics 2day we played a well deserved game of softball. mr tailor thought our team was krap but we proved him wrong. When we batted, most pple got out almost str8 away and left not many of us left. BUT, an elite group of our batters would not get out. This was: Wardy, Titch, Dan, Tom, Nick Long, Duncan and of course, ME! Anyways Nick got 2 home runs by using tactics (hitting it to hume), Duncan got 2 home runs (both pure luck and crap fielding), Wardy, Titch and me got a home run each, basically by whacking the ball anywhere, and the other elites: dan was unlucky but stayed in, and all Tom did was play it safe lol. The 1 other run we got was scored by Lee Ryan was funny cos the ball bounced off Lee's backwhen the wicky threw it to the base and it happened to bounce to where no1 was and he just managed to get the run. Anyway that was my account of a gr8 softball match. |
| Tuesday 21st May, Emma has been trying desperately to get on my site. Well today she succeeded by running full pelt into a door. OUCH!!!!. In another, less brilliant attempt she gave herself a bigass papercut on friday. CONGRATS EMMA UR ON MY SITE! |
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| Wednesday 29th May, Yesterday Mat, as well as having graffitid the desks at skool b4now, stuck lil pieces of paper saing insults on2 the underside of the lab desk(e.g 'Sam is Gay' is wot 1 of em said). Anyways somehow Watson knew it was Mat and Mat got a bollockin during a maths lesson. Anyways 2day Me Aled 'n' Sam got bollocked too just bcos we sit nxt to Mat in Chemistry. GRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| Thursday 30th May, Field Day: Day 1, Kirkham The group i was in contained Sally, Lucy H, Beccy H, Chris Lee and (of course) me. As usual i was bored until we were going thru middle of Kirkham, looking at shop age and stuff, and was a guy handing out buy 1 get 1 free offer at hampsons (bakery)!!!!!!!! So we got many leaflets and ate many things and then we just cudn't be arsed wiv work nemore so we went to silverdell (ice cream) and sat, ate, drank, talked etc which was sooo kool compared to the rubbish we was doin b4 that. Then we was hurrying to finish the work on time and got bak to skool 5 minutes late which luckily we didn't get bollocked for. |
| Monday somethingth of February (the monday after valentines day), IT WORKS!!!!!! IT WORKS!!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!! I'M TELLIN YA IT WORKS!!! recently my comp just stopped workin full stop so we put that disk in that deletes and resets everything on the comp. AND NOW I CAN ACTUALLY UPDATE ME SITE AT HOME!!!!! so watch out for many updates coming up. |
| Friday 19th December, See i told u i'd update it loads. Ok this time i'll tell the truth. I'm bored of makin this site and u can expect very few updates coming soon because i'm a lazy bastard. good day to you sir. |
