You gulp very hard and the yard is now in your stomach. You try to walk, but you can't. You are too heavy. You wave your arms wildly, but to no avail. It looks like you're just going to sit there until you die. But wait! You have an idea! It's a kinda nasty idea, but it's your last hope. You take a deep breath and concentrate. You clench your fists, and your face turns red from the sheer pressure. You grunt, and you push hard. And harder. And harder. And harder. You turn purple. Then, when you're about to give up, it happens. You fart. The earth quakes with the extreme power of your gas. All of the yard pops out and back on to the bare patch of land where it used to be, and you almost faint.
On to the next area!