"My best friend is the one that brings out the best in me." -- Henry Ford

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." -- Anonymous

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." -- William M. Thackeray

"'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all." -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850

"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without." -unknown

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes." -unknown

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never." -Charles Caleb Colton

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..." -Unknown

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand." -Unknown

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend." -unknown

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." -unknown

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same." -Unknown

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it!" -unknown

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." -Shakespeare

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

"He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for." -Moroccan Proverb

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." -Mother Theresa

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." -Barbara DeAngelis

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -James Dean

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

"Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one." -Maria Lovell

"I fell head over heels in love --- and skinned my knees." -unknown

"Children are the most expensive form of entertainment." -unknown

"The only way to have a friend is to be one". -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a buunch of bastards." -R. A. Dickson

"Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?" -Rue McClanahan

"Love is the answer; but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." -Woody Allen

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies." -Adrienne E. Gusoff

"True love is when your heart and your minds are saying the same thing." - Leanna L. Bartram

"Love yourself, for if you don't, how can you expect anybody else to love you?" - Susan Lipsett and Liz Nelson

"Let your heart guide you...but listen closely because it whispers" - Land Before Time

"Promise me you'll never leave me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave." - Winnie the Pooh

"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep." - Cinderella

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a deaf dog?
A: A cock that won't come.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends