From: "Rebecca L." [email protected] (...Just in case any of you want her Email...stalk the bitch...or death threats would totally rule too!...)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Hello (...Say hello to my ass, you dirty skank...)
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2001 23:47:14 -0600

Dear Leigh, (...Ooh! We are on a first name basis now! That's badass!...)

Hello.(...yea fuck you!...) I am sorry that you became so offended by my guestbook message. I considered what I said to you to be constructive criticism.(...yea telling me that my layout is the type to make people run isn't EXACTLY what I would call constructive!...) However, you did not take it that way, as is your prerogative. I just want to say I appreciate you not extending this into an immature guestbook-war with you leaving hateful words in my book. Unfortunately that maturity did not extend to your website. (...yes MY website...I am free to post whatever I feel the need to!...) I might have spoken too soon in criticizing you for a lack of content, as it seems that your page is fairly new. (...Yes, it's been up for a grand total of a 3 whopping days you dirty bitch!..) I was not aware of that fact when I signed your book. The other comments I made were true then and are true now. That is all beside the point, though; it is your site, you can design it however you wish.(...Yea, so shut your fuckin mouth...) Your journal and splash page writings are yours as well, but I do want to point out a few errors of fact present in those areas. First, you obviously liked my layout.(...Actually no... what's with the fuckin' lightbulb?..) You said so in your first signing of my book, and then you took the time to refer to me as "queen (of html)" and call my site "perfect" and "enchanted." (...Oh, but you are!..) You said that is good because it has content, yet you state in your journal that you never even looked at my content. (...Because.. I didn't...oops!..)Which leads me to my next point: if you never looked at my content, how can you say that I, "as well as most of the other girls who have webapges want to kill themselves"?(...Just a wild guess...) For your information, I have absolutely no desire to kill myself. If you had taken the time to read my information, you would have discovered that I am a happy, stable, well-adjusted girl.(...you forgot to say friendless, and lifeless..because you spend all your time in your fuckin' site...) I really do not appreciate you calling me a "dumb fuckin' bitch",(...I call em' as I see em'...) as I am neither dumb nor a bitch, and I do not fuck. :)(...you are certainly missing out... sex is GOOD...) Furthermore, if I'm such a "dumb fuckin' bitch" and (sarcastically) your "queen," then why did you do everything I suggested? I know why: I was right, and you knew it, but I wounded your pride, hurt your feelings, and humiliated and embarrassed you. (...Yea, that's it... damn.. you are good!..) You like my layout, and you know that I am good at HTML. (...some of us do have things to do besides sit up and make our website beautiful, and don't have the time to invest into our html...) Instead of being a humble, upright person and asking for help, you did the childish thing, incidentally contradicting your own rant.(...yes...ur r right...hail the queen!..) You want to talk about having the balls to face someone, instead of stabbing them behind their back? (...I'm rather ballzy...thanx!..) How brave are you to leave a sweet and cryptic message in my guestbook (trashing your own layout), then trash me on your site?(...Yes, I realise that my site is not perfect.. But you still are a fuckin' bitch... umm thanx...)

I'm giving you the opportunity to take down all those ugly, mean things you said about me.(...let me think about this one... um..nope...) If I'm so stupid, why should you want me on your site? Take those things down, and we'll be cool. I wouldn't mind an apology in e-mail, or even a retraction on your site. (...HA!..) I'd like to get along with you. I could even help you, if you ever need it. I am not a mean person, and I did not deserve the treatment you gave me. (...sure...) If you choose not to follow these suggestions, then that is your choice. However any indication of you will be erased from my website, and I will send people to your site to laugh at you and sign your book with more "constructive criticism." That is not a threat, just a promise.(...ouch...this website is my life... I think i would cry if people laughed at it...oh gee!..)

Sleep tight, dear.

Rebecca (...you know.. THE QUEEN!..)

Ok, Ok,... I know what I have done is pretty harsh, but she came here acting all high and mighty...much like a queen... (which is where she got her nickname) Flashing her html around. She had no reason to come here and bash my shit. So all I did, was bash hers in return. She got what she deserved. I hope she's enjoying every minute of nasty feedback that I am giving her. I know that I will enjoy every nasty comment in my guestbook. I will leave them up for all too see. Too bad the book goes backwards..and I can't fix that..shitty.. oh well!.. You just get to see the adorable entry from my adorable Scott. Well! That's it! Bye Bye!

UPDATE: Hmmm her threats never happened... what a dumb bitch.