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Hi meow! I'M Catman, I tell you now, Manzilla fight Wenger dog and Gerald skinman... THEY BEEN TRESPASING ON HIS TERRITORY FOLLOW ON AS MANZILLA MAKE HIS FOE GO WAY OFDEAD. AND EAT ON THEM LIKE MAGGOT ON MOULD MEATS. HA MEOW. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Manzilla (Humanus Giganticus). This creature is large and stinky, and features grease stained t-shirts. It is frequently found sporting a mullet and trapsing around town looking for pick-up trucks. Any attempt at communication with this beast results in unintelligable burping noises. When disturbed, Manzilla releases a cloud of toxic gas choking all life in its vicinity. Even these large cannons are no match for Manzilla. His mullet provides a continous supply of protective oil which coats his body. This renders his skin impenetrable to even the strongest artilary. The only way to defeat Manzilla is to go straight for the mullet. Note the confused look on his face. Manzilla is typified by a large body, but a minor intellect. Manzilla is easly confused, and can be distracted quickly by such things as Rambo movies and ZZ-Top look-alikes. |
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| ZZ-Top look-alikes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| With the simple addition of water, watch as the seemingly harmless bag of Manzanilla tea transforms into... MANZILLA!!!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Beware of MANZILLA, stronger he than the Pengzilla. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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