Here are some stuff on Resident Evil 4. You wouldn't really understand them unless you've played the game. Lol. These will spoil some things for you if you plan on playing the game and haven't yet. So if so don't read these.
Corny things people say (this may not be 100% accurate but close enough):
Leon: "I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we could sing Kumbiyah
together at some Boy Scouts bonfire. Then again, maybe you did."
Cop: "We'll stay and watch the car. Don't want to get any parking tickets."
Leon: "Right, parking tickets."
Leon: "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
Luis: "Okay. Only one, very important question. You got a smoke?"
Leon: "I got gum."
Leon: "Hey. It's that dog!"
Luis: Small world, eh? Well, I see that the President's equipped his daughter
with ballistics too.
Ashley: How rude! And I don't believe there's any relevance with my figure
and my standing.
Luis: "No, you stay here with Leon. He is better with the ladies, I am sure."
Leon: "Rain or shine, you're going down!"
Ada: "Put your hands where I can see them."
Leon: "Sorry, but following a ladies lead just isnt my style."
Salazar: "Don't get too carried away, you're just an extra in my script."
Leon: "I don't remember being a part of your crappy script."
Salazar: "Hmm? Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"
Leon: "Won't fall for this old trick."
(Leon fires bullet.)
Salazar: "How dare you! No more games! Kill him! Kill!
Leon: "Monsters. I guess after this there'll be one less to worry about."
Ada: Got some business to take care of. See you later.
Leon: Women.
Ashley: "Ugh, it stinks."
Leon: "Sure does."
Ashley: "No way Leon."
Leon: "Way."
(Two jump down)
Ashley: "Are you out of your mind?"
Leon: "I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt."
Leon: "Better try a new trick, because that one's getting old."
Leon: "No Saddler YOU'RE small time."
Ashley: "Sounds like a great idea. Mission accomplished, right Leon?"
Leon: "Not quite, I still have to get you home safe."
Ashley: "So, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some...
overtime?"
Leon: "Heh. Sorry."
Thanks to James Palmer (GameFaqs) for most of the quotes. Lol.